Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Moving in sloth time

Keep an eye out in your garden for the mystical doll head snail! 
Wonder what kind of slimy trail this thing would leave behind. Ewww.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Thursday, April 25, 2013

Squishing your head!

The Kids in the Hall did a thing about Crushing Your Head/Squishing Your Head that was hilarious. This doll being squished, however, is quite creepy.

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Not your basic old brown shoe

Spring requires a reevaluation of your shoe wardrobe. We believe this teal number fits the bill very nicley.


Tuesday, April 23, 2013

There's really a musical starring a doll's head!

There is a new musical and you can read about it here.

From their website

"The long-awaited musical sequel to Legoland, from Victoria’s Atomic Vaudeville, Ride the Cyclone spotlights a teenage chamber choir from Uranium, Saskatchewan who died in a roller coaster accident at a traveling fair. Karnack, a mechanized fortune-telling machine, feels responsible for the young choir’s demise, and gives the teens a chance to express themselves to the world after death. Ride the Cyclone is their final recital, where they celebrate their individuality while coming to terms with their untimely demise."

From a news story:

"Jane Doe’s past is a mystery.
She lost her head in a roller coaster accident and steals  one from a doll as a replacement. Her deep black eyes are surrounded by the sunshine blond curls that frame her face.
“She stole this doll head and doesn’t know who she is and has no recollection of anything,” said Sarah Jane Pelzer, who plays the character in Ride the Cyclone, created by Victoria’s Atomic Vaudeville. “She is a doll-like character and there is a stiffness to it, disconnectedness.”"

Monday, April 22, 2013

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Friday, April 19, 2013

Thursday, April 18, 2013

When puppies attack or how I got my own creepy doll head

My puppy was given the job of creating a creepy doll head out of a formerly creepy doll. I present to you her work in progress.

Job well done!

I shall commandeer the doll head for myself now. I suspect you'll be seeing her again.

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Tuesday, April 16, 2013

Artsy fartsy window

And oh so wistful

Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been, 
Lives in a dream 
Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door 
Who is it for? 

All the lonely people 
Where do they all come from? 
All the lonely people 
Where do they all belong? 

Father Mckenzie writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear 
No one comes near. 
Look at him working, darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there 
What does he care? 

Eleanor Rigby died in the church and was buried along with her name 
Nobody came 
Father Mckenzie wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave
No one was saved 

(Lennon and McCartney)


Sunday, April 14, 2013

Your rubber soul...

These doll heads see through your soul. They know. Prepare your defense now. 

Saturday, April 13, 2013

Monument 10K in Richmond, VA

My daughter and her friend, MegAnne, are running a 10K today, her first. So in their honor, I give you a running doll, cracked though she may be.

Friday, April 12, 2013

I'm looking through you

Ever wonder what the anatomy of a doll, including the head, looks like? Wonder no more.

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Wednesday, April 10, 2013


They say this is Ken, but I say it is Ah-nahld. What do you say?

If that's not creepy, I don't know what is. he even has little hairs coming out of his chin. Ewww.

Dead ringer, don't you think?


Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Don't lose your head!

So, my son comes to me one day saying he wanted to make a Coke look like a doll. It's a long story, but it was for someone at work. And, it was definitely a gag. I beheaded one of my 18" dolls and planted her on my laptop desk. She never saw it coming.

She is now the avatar for this creepy site. Her legend lives on. You can see she's sitting in the lap desk drink holder.

Her fate was to sit on the top of a Coke bottle and provide a whole lot of WTF. She did well.
Her body lived on for a little while and then probably got tossed. It was just about as creepy as this one, but not quite.

It could have been worse. Her body could have gone to the land of lost headless dolls.

Until tomorrow. Creep on!  


Monday, April 8, 2013

Rubber neckin'

When I was coming up, a long neck was a beer. Maybe not a Duff like Homer drinks, but definitely a beer.

Turns out, there's more than one kind of long neck. At CreepyDollHeads.com, we keep a lookout wherever we go for creepy doll heads. This lady looks pissed. She is also looking like she wants to hurt somebody. I reckon that's the price of having a long neck, huh? Or maybe she's miffed cause she has no hair. And who styled her with a gold neck and silver lips? Tacky.
We're going to call this an artsy creepy doll head since it's not technically a doll head. Mmmkay?

Sunday, April 7, 2013

Sunday bloody Sunday y mi muñeca historia

I do have a history with dolls, or should I say mi muñeca historia. I got this really bangin' doll in about 1962 - she could say ABCs and add numbers, all at the pull of a string. Her name was Suzy Smart and she came with the desk and blackboard in the picture. I never took her head off and made art out of her, but I could have!
But I digress. Today is Sunday. The first thing I thought about for our maiden voyage into breakout week was U2 singing "Sunday, bloody Sunday!" And so, here you go. Someone had the wherewithal to create a pencil sharpener with a doll head. You're welcome.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Mary, Mary, quite contrary....

...time to start sowing seeds and making things happen in the garden, wouldn't you say?


Friday, April 5, 2013

The picture that started it all.

One little picture. Creeped out even the un-creepable-est of them all. Now you can enjoy.

(Thank you, Rhonda.)