Monday, September 30, 2013

Wednesday, September 25, 2013

Happy birthday mom & Stef!

That's not so much a creepy doll as it is a creepy picture of Ahnold because he's holding the doll.

Why today? Ahnold is from Austria and so is my mom. She didn't make movies or pump up her muscles, but she was my mom nonetheless. She also had my sister on her birthday, so today is their birthday. That's pretty muscular!

Happy birthday to the both of you.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Monday, September 23, 2013

Can't Find My Way Home

Oh wait. That's a different Blind Faith. - Steve Winwood, Eric Clapton, and a couple others. Now, that's blind faith!


Sunday, September 22, 2013

Happy Autumn!

Nothing says first day of fall like a decapitated baby doll among the leaves. 

Anna's Picture Palace

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Friday, September 20, 2013

Do you really want to hurt me?

Boy George in his much, much younger days. 
Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?


Thursday, September 19, 2013

I'm going to hell, part 3

You get a cake! You get a cake! And you get a cake! Everyone gets a cake!

Oh no they didn't, disrespecting Queen Oprah like that.


Wednesday, September 18, 2013

I'm going straight to hell, part 2

Savior the flavior, y'all. 
Love the curly hairs on his chest and the Jesus Speedo.

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

I'm going straight to hell

I'd say Jesus is a tad stoned. Okay, it's a cake, not a doll head, but it's my site and I can do what I want. 


Sunday, September 15, 2013

Push me, pull me!

This little feller can hob knob with the best of em.
Get it?
Hob knob?
Or is that a cabinet pull? 
Can't tell. My ear is missing!

Fabian's Finest Creations

Saturday, September 14, 2013


I swear, mom. I din't do nuttin. Joey sneezed and them things came out his haid. 


I swear, mom. I din't do nuttin. Joey sneezed and them things came out his haid. 

Friday, September 13, 2013

Splitter, splotter, splat

It's a cruel, cruel world out there BJ doll. All she wanted to do was go camping and get a little sumpin sumpin on the side. 


Thursday, September 12, 2013

Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Never forget

Back to the creepy dolls tomorrow. Today, take a moment to remember. 

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Monday, September 9, 2013

Two cliches in one

Two heads are better than one.  There are two sides to every story. A head on the head is worth one on the head. Wonder which one is the lesser of two evils. Oh hell, it's a stack attack!

Nave Gallery

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Don't bogart that chair, my friend

Take a break, smoke a doob*, and watch a NASCAR race. Yeah, man.

*Not condoning drugs here. That doll just looks bone ass stoned. 

Friday, September 6, 2013

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Let there be art!

Faberge would be so proud. 

Deviant Art - P.S. Those folks at Deviant Art are mighty talented. 

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Liquor up or liquor down?

Holiday weekend is over folks! Get back to work. I guess this guy didn't get the memo.

Travel Art

Monday, September 2, 2013

Sunday, September 1, 2013

Let's face it.....

It's a holiday weekend. Careful if you drink and drive! Don't do it. Wait to text. Buckle up. All that good safety stuff. Do have fun, though. Labor Day is all about celebrating the American worker and that's US!