Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I love you man

Party like you mean it
Kick 2013 to the curb
Welcome to the new year
Don't drive drunk.
(Okay, that doesn't rhyme, but even creepy doll heads want to get home alive.)


Monday, December 30, 2013

Pre party planning

We've searched long and hard for what you will wear on New Year's Eve. 
Dress to impress people!


Sunday, December 29, 2013

Un deck those halls

Deck the halls with boughs of heads
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Take them down and fix their dreads
Fa la la la la
La la la la
Don they now their former torsos
Fa la la 
Fa la la
La la la
Twenty fourteen, we'll hang them moreso
Fa la la la la
La la
La la!


Saturday, December 28, 2013

Get your boogie ready

Dolly sez to lube up those joints a bit. You got some dancin' to do in a few days. 

Lily's Lace

Friday, December 27, 2013

Too disturbing for words

Bieber, Zombie dolls, and Christmas. 
There's someone out there with a holiday death wish.
Read on my friends.
The zombies are hungry.
And so they eat. 
And look, the Biebs has been replaced. 

Thank you Insane! I love your stuff. 

Insane in the mom brain

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Merry Christmas?

We're pretty sure this ain't Jesus, but happy Christmas anyway!
May all your days be Creepy Doll Head days. 


Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Saturday, December 21, 2013

The solstice

I read somewhere that the tilt is the reason for the season. Father Winter brings us the Winter Solstice. Stay warm and creep on.
Nope, not a doll head....again.
Sue me.....again.

Pretending to Farm

Friday, December 20, 2013

Not much to say about this one

Santa looks a little in his cups and yet manages to maintain a creepy vibe. 


Thursday, December 19, 2013

Bonus Christmas post - well, sorta not safe for work

Oh dear. I was sent to the Huffington Post and well, golly, they have photos of some inappropriate Christmas ornaments. Not creepy, but since this is my blog, I can post what I want, and I thought some of these were hilarious:


Elves need lurve too! Even when they're baaaaaaaaad

The elf
got off the shelf
went to the 4 on the floor
with a drunken ole whore.

Wonder what y'all got in them there boxes.

You must pay the rent!
I can't pay the rent!
You must pay the rent!
I can't pay the rent!

Murderous little bastid. 

FB Troublemakers

Wednesday, December 18, 2013


Those are some serious "I'm watching you!" eyes. 

I lost the URL for this picture.
If it belongs to you, let me kno.

Tuesday, December 17, 2013

Heralded angels harking?

Does your tree topper get rammed up the neck or up the skirt? It's an angel either way. See? Angelic eyes!

Kitschy Living

Monday, December 16, 2013

A special ornament for the NRA

Training them young is what makes for good warriors. But how can a baby learn to shoot with its eyes closed like that? Sheesh. 

Hot Ink Reviews

Saturday, December 14, 2013

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Is Santa a pirate of the rear variety?

Either Santa is taking one for the team while the Santa in back hollers "Who's your Santa?" or these guys are just plain up to no good.

Junk Pirate

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

He knows when you are sleeping

He knows when you are creeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows when you've been sweet or gross
So be creepy doll heads snow flakes. 
(Or something like that)


Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Need gift ideas?

There are plenty of homeless creepy doll heads and dolls out there just waiting to become a part of your family this Christmas!

Houston Culture

Sunday, December 8, 2013

It's ornamental!

My eyes will haunt you through your holiday season. Trust me. Come to the blown glass side. 

Ancient Point

Thursday, December 5, 2013

Tuesday, December 3, 2013