Wednesday, December 31, 2014

Should old acquaintance play your organ

Ring in the new year with music! 
Call a cab or ride with a friend.
There. You get one public service announcement a year and that was it. 


A toast from CreepyDollHeads.com to you!

Enjoy your New Year's Eve.

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If they're yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

NYE Eve

We decided to do some look back stuff like all the big boys. Yeah, CreepyDollHeads.com is trendy. No dead reel, but here are some random things we liked over the past year. Don't judge. You're looking at CreepyDollHeads.com!

A white picket fence, my mom's garden rock, my wind gauge (okay, some would call it a pinwheel, but pfft on them), doll parts, and bullets. What you don't see is the amazing basil and chives that were grown. Yup, this is my herb garden. 

Kids gave me the rock. Where else could it rest? 

I shot some of those and the mister shot others. Rad, huh? 

I thought it was so cool when Garbage Pail Kids came out with a card for me. 

This is one of the gals that started it all. How can you not love this picture? 

Relaxing chickens. That's about as Zen as it gets. 


And this one. It's an all time fave. Definitely one of the first that was collected. 

So happy New Year's Eve Eve. See you tomorrow!

Monday, December 29, 2014

Suite, what suite?

The ballet is over
The costumes are hung
Our nutcracker feller
Is dead.

BuzzFeed

Sunday, December 28, 2014

BBQ baby!

There's a wonderful Facebook blogger
who has a truly wicked sense of humor.
She's taken it upon herself
to post an inappropriate elf picture
daily.
We had to share this one with you.
Such a lovely dinner suggestion!
Mommy Needs Vodka

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Pouty Pouty, 2 by 4, couldn't get through the thank you door.

This young lady needs to learn to be grateful
that she got any Christmas presents at all.
This pouty kid needs to be smacked
upside her creepy doll head. 
"Waaaah! I wanted a Baby-Pee-A-Lot"
Tough chit creepy girl.
You got a red and green box
and you're going to like it!

Etsy seller oldmrsdaisy

Friday, December 26, 2014

Kwaazaa, why not? Here's why not? Where's the creepy doll head here?

Sandra Lee, oh Sandra Lee
Did she embarrass all of us by making this shitball of a cake?
Yes, she did. 
One good reason not to Kwanzaa. 

That damned Santa still knocks on the door
and wants to party. 

And then there's this guy trying to be relevant.


Regardless of the above, we wish all who celebrate a very Happy Kwanzaa. 



Cake Wrecks
Aberrant Art
QuickMeme

Thursday, December 25, 2014

Ain't no happy holidays up in here!

And a Merry Creepy Doll Head Christmas to all.
And to all a good night. 

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Two, two, two things in one!


We have a two-fer. It's the last night of Hanukkah and also Christmas Eve.

Light your doll head menorah's last candle. 

And be sure your tree is trimmed. 
Santa Claus is comin' to town!


Etsy
Urlesque.com

Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Put yer damned pants on, idjit!

Oh Santa,
this is not a good look for you.
You wouldn't like your
life in prison, dude. 
Hey wait, 
is Santa a dude?
I don't see dude Christmas balls. 

Viral Nova

Monday, December 22, 2014

Last minute gift idea! We are here for you.

Even in the day of e-reading
Everyone has a book or two hanging around
and a nice creepy doll head bookmark 
won't go unnoticed. 
Etsy

Sunday, December 21, 2014

The winter solstice is upon us

Winter Solstice
Can't tell if it's a snow head
or a snow butt
It's snow. And that's what counts. 

Etsy

Friday, December 19, 2014

Thursday, December 18, 2014

Vampy Vistmas!

Dressed in her Christmas finest
this little goblin
looks almost festive!
Just don't let her too close
to your neck. 
Xaxor.com

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Time for a happy head

Sometimes the doll heads
are a little less creepy than others. 
Is she flipping us the bird
or just being cute?
She may be smiling, 
but she qualifies for creepy to me. 

eBay

Monday, December 15, 2014

Need help finishing the tree?


As a public service
we bring you a couple of ornaments
you can use 
as a finishing touch
for your Christmas tree. 

Etsy
Etsy again

Sunday, December 14, 2014

Snitchy poo grinchy cakes

You worked so hard
to make gingerbread men
then creepy doll comes along
and steals it.
I bet she fed half of it
to the bear.
Merry fuggin Christmas
cookie stealer!

Alisa's International Doll Art

Saturday, December 13, 2014

Better get to steppin...

If you don't have your tree up yet, you should!
Our favorite tree topper
should surely 
delight your friends
and family.

KitschyLiving

Thursday, December 11, 2014

Poor little dolly

Poor little doll head
left all alone
sad for her Christmas
with no special home.
No body loves her
No body cares
No body attaches
to head and her hairs
Merry Christmas little doll head. 

Flickr

Wednesday, December 10, 2014

This bitch looks pissed

This is one creepy assed Santa. 
He looks like he'd rather 
murder us in our sleep
than come down the chimney
with gifts. 
I wonder if he's Krampus in disguise? 

eBay seller curiouscitycollectibles 

Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Not your regular baking fare

Have you started your baking?
I am so going to make melted snowmen.
How creepy is that?

BuzzFeed

Monday, December 8, 2014

Shakin all over

I don't see any snow,
yellow or otherwise, 
in this holiday 
snow globe.
Okay, this nekkid baby
snow globe
is much better!
She's got it going on!



Spitfire Girl
Pinterest

Sunday, December 7, 2014

No creepy doll head today - Pearl Harbor Day

US Navy 111220-N-WP746-004 The guided-missile frigate USS Crommelin (FFG 37) is decorated with Christmas lights at Joint Base Pearl Harbor



US Navy

Saturday, December 6, 2014

Been to see Santa yet?


There are creepy Santas among us. 

Ghost Santa wants to take your children over to the other side. 

Creepy clown Santa is having way too much fun with this youngun on his lap.

Exhibitionist Santa creeps us out more than them all.
No one needs to see all that thigh. 
Eeep!

These and many more
on this Tumblr page. 

Friday, December 5, 2014

Angels we have heard are high?

That angle in the upper right hand box looks scared chitless.
She's silently screaming, "Let me out!"
Think she's worried about getting her head and hands
stuck on top of a Christmas tree? 
And really, head and hands only? 
Why?

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, December 4, 2014

A wreath to remember

It ain't much to look at
but face it, how many wreaths
look back at you?

Needs more tinsel.
Deepest Ocean Blue

Wednesday, December 3, 2014

Gift idea!

We all know a tea lover, right?
They can never get enough teapots, always
searching for just the right one.
Well, wait no more. 
We have just the thing. 

corcholat.com

Tuesday, December 2, 2014

Picked out your tree yet?

What a lovely ornament
for your Christmas tree
Too bad she's scary
but that's how it shall be.
Mashable

Monday, December 1, 2014

Shop, I tell you, shop!

Dolly says it's Cyber Monday and you better get to steppin'
Those online sales are passing you by
Spend
Feed the economy
Buy
Buy
Buy
(or not) 

Ink361
QuickMeme

Friday, November 28, 2014

Sales, sales, sales!


Black Friday
the day when you spend
with money
you don't have
for things
you don't need. 

The eyes have it. 

Tumblr

Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving, and a bit of homework

Happy Thanksgiving from CreepyDollHeads.com. Now, go listen to Arlo Guthrie singing about the Alices's Restaurant Massacree. Kill, kill. Group W bench. Piles of trash. Getting whatever you want. You'll be glad you did.


Oh yeah, go eat. 


Back to the creep tomorrow!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014