Saturday, March 22, 2014

Friday, March 21, 2014

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Keep sowing seeds

If arms in your garden aren't enough, 
you might consider throwing the whole baby doll in there, 
putting a head on a stake,
or  planting a Barbie and watching her grow. 
That baby on a stake looks purty happy to me!


Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Welcome to my garden

A peep into your webmaster's head. Scary and odd little place that it is.

Every spring, I plant herbs, mini carrots, or whatever will fit in my containers. 
This container is special. 
It has a picket fence, my special Mom's Garden rock, doll arms from a dead doll, spent shell casings, and my pinwheel. 
A girl's gotta know when the wind is blowing!

No garden is complete without the brass that was collected from the last shooting spree.
We're in the boonies, so no one was hurt in the mass firing of bullets. 
Well, there's a piece of plywood with targets on it that might disagree, but you know. 
Mr. CreepyDollHeads loves him a long barreled shooting gun. 

My children love me. They love me so much that they bought me a rock. 
There's no doubt about who this garden is tended by, now is there.

It's but one of several containers on the deck. I bet you wish you had one!

If you care to have some arms for your own garden, I found these on eBay

Tuesday, March 18, 2014

Are ye green enough?

If'n you're not feeling a little green today, then you just aren't Irish enough. 

Saturday, March 15, 2014

Put all your troubles in a bucket

And squish.
You'll feel better.
No, really you will.
Fine, don't put your frickin troubles in a bucket.

Friday, March 14, 2014

Spring is about to be sprung

Did you remember to set your clocks ahead.
If not, this little darling,
and the creepy black and red one behind her,
should be enough to remind you. 


Thursday, March 13, 2014

Soon, they'll be a'croakin

The trees will be filled
and the air will too
of frogs making noise
and birds going poo
Thrift Wrecks

Wednesday, March 12, 2014

I've had a little issue

Sorry to have missed a few days. I had some oral surgery and I felt sorta like this:

All better now!

Deviant Art

Wednesday, March 5, 2014

Tuesday, March 4, 2014

Barbie yesterday......

This is what that bitch is gonna look like if she keeps going on nekkid picnics!

Sunday, March 2, 2014

Saturday, March 1, 2014

Spring, come on, dammit!

Yes, please. Doll head flowers - time to be a'bloomin'!
Or maybe just hang out in the grass.