Friday, November 28, 2014

Sales, sales, sales!


Black Friday
the day when you spend
with money
you don't have
for things
you don't need. 

The eyes have it. 

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Thursday, November 27, 2014

Happy Thanksgiving, and a bit of homework

Happy Thanksgiving from CreepyDollHeads.com. Now, go listen to Arlo Guthrie singing about the Alices's Restaurant Massacree. Kill, kill. Group W bench. Piles of trash. Getting whatever you want. You'll be glad you did.


Oh yeah, go eat. 


Back to the creep tomorrow!

Wednesday, November 26, 2014

Friday, November 21, 2014

In case of inclement weather

When you're going over the river 
and through the woods
make sure you have new arms
on your windshield wipers. 
Can't ever be too careful!

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Thursday, November 20, 2014

Time to polish the silver

Get out the best serving spoons
Unhitch the baby doll from the board
Polish and shine
Gotta get ready. Family is coming!

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Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Ain't nobody got time for this.

We all know about drunk uncle
But did you know that just as unpredictable
is drunk baby?
Hide the liquor!



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Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Spreads for your sammiches


Don't forget your deli mustard!
You might need it for a turkey sandwich.


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Monday, November 17, 2014

Appetizers, part 2

Open a can o'babies and spread them on fresh rolls
or use them as a dip.
Grossly yumtastic. 

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Sunday, November 16, 2014

Keep the oven at the right temperature

This baby is her to show you
what can happen when you have 
the oven set too high.
Please do not burn the turkey!


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Saturday, November 15, 2014

Pre feast munchies

Baby doll head crudites with 
a side of guac.

What better appetizer can you have
for your Thanksgiving gathering? 

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Friday, November 14, 2014

Alice has the beverages covered

The good thing about inviting 
Alice Cooper to your Thanksgiving feast
is he brings the wine and vessels. 

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

What not to put on your Thanksgiving menu

No matter how tender or delicious
Do not let Mr. Alligator
convince you
that baby is Thanksgiving fare. 


Etsy

Friday, November 7, 2014

What's black and white and creepy all over?

I'm not quite sure I understand
the vacant eyes and the blackened bands
or the chess-like pieces on the board
but it doesn't matter, creepy is the word. 

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Sunday, November 2, 2014

Don't forget!

Fall back people.
Set your clocks.
Daylight savings time ends today. 

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Saturday, November 1, 2014

Drunk is as drunk does

Turkey's partying.
He knows his last day draws nigh.

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