Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Last of the dumb ass elf for 2015

We hate that elf. But we do so love how creative people can be with his stupid ass. Here are some of our faves. 

Stealing the baby's liver or bathing the baby? 
You decide. 

Showing that bitch Barbie what's what. 

No, please don't help him. Let him blend.

Look what that little shit does with your toothbrush.

What is it with this creep and Barbie? 

Silence of the Elves. It puts the lotion in the basket.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Aiight, they're not that great, but we welcome your suggestions. 
Got some elf faves? 



Happy Place
Huffington Post
Strange Beaver
Creepy Elf Blog

Monday, December 28, 2015

Let there be singing

Well, we envision these women singing.
Probably going straight to hell for posting this one.
Sing it sisters!

NunDollMuseum/Flickr

Sunday, December 27, 2015

After the mayhem or Santus Interuptus

Santa and the missus
finally get a break
from all the Christmas mayhem
so loving they do make.
But while the boots are bumping
in the making of love they pause
In come elves and reindeer asking
What's for breakfast Mrs. Claus?

Poor Santa can't catch a break.

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Boxing Day! (And Kwanzaa begins!)

Those wacky Canadians,
sitting around with boxes
on their creepy doll heads. 

And then there's Kwanzaa. 
Same day as Boxing Day.
But Kwanzaa begins today and runs through January 1. 


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 
Karen Mom of three blog/Kwanzaa

Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas, creepsters

From all the creepy dolls
and from me,
Merry Christmas. 

Let's make 2016 the creepiest doll head year ever. 

Flickrhivemind.net

Thursday, December 24, 2015

It's Christmas Eve - got your nativity scene set up?

Just in case you don't have one, here are a few of our faves.

A paleo nativity!

A minimalist nativity. 

A clever nativity.

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and browse on your own:


Google is your friend. 


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Dessert or Christmas Tree?

Drippy
Probably slippy
But shaped in a cone
inverted like a tree.
You decide.

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

And now for a dash of class

Who wouldn't want
this lovely gal
on a winter's day?
She is the Winter Solstice doll
from the folks at Tonner. 
There's your one gorgeous doll for the year. 
You're welcome.

Tonner

Monday, December 21, 2015

How to top a tree

Tree? Check.
Doll head? Check.
Santa hat? Check.

Put them all together and you have a winning combination. 

Tripstapix

Sunday, December 20, 2015

We hate the F*n elf even more now

All right. That elf bastard has taken it
one step too far. 
You do not cook
a creepy doll.
You take their heads off
and decorate trees with them!

CreepyElfBlogspot

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Deck the halls, take 2

If'n you don't have but one doll head
then amputate the arms and legs of other dolls
and decorate with that!


OffbeatHome

Friday, December 18, 2015

Deck the halls

With creepy doll heads

Isn't that just the purtiest tree you ever did see? 

AwkwardFamilyPhotos

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Not sure which is creepier

Mom or the doll.
What in the world made her think
this was a good idea?
She even has the doll 
holding her finger.
Out of the liquor cabinet, mom. 

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Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Decorate everything!

Oh Christmas hot dog
how I love you so
please be my boyfriend
to the North Pole we'll go
or something like that.
Okay, I know it's a stretch,
but it reminded me of a Christmas hot dog, dammit.

Kitschy Kitsch Coo

Monday, December 14, 2015

And thus it ends


When the meal is done,
the fortune cookies come out.
Hanukkah ends today. 

Etsy Seller JakeandMicah

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Saturday, December 12, 2015

He sees you when you're sleeping

Santa might be on Botched this year.
He went to get a little Botox
and ended up
with a whole new look.
Wonder what the missus thinks.

Middle of Beyond

Friday, December 11, 2015

Shameless plug

Look at what I made. Creepy, huh? Totally inspired by the creepiness here on the site and being sold on eBay if you're interested in one or two. Here's one.  And here's the other. Either buy mine or make one of your own.





Death rays coming from the head

That forehead scares me.
It's not where a voice box goes.
It shouldn't be where hair goes.
The only explanation,
based on those eyes,
is that she wants me to die
and the rays will come from
her brain.

AskNews

Thursday, December 10, 2015

Left out of Star Wars

The new Star Wars loves its roly poly stuff
But not this angry biotch.
She's even got her sword ready.
Pick me next time!


Etsy seller loreliekaydesigns

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Not who I'd want

This here is an ugly Santa head
There ain't a stitch of jolly in this bastid. 
You know he's gonna come in and steal 
everything you've got.
Watch out for this one.
You don't want him in your house. 


Etsy seller TheBeesKneesPlease

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Dreidel overload

So many dreidels!
I wonder what to do with them.
I think this might be our last ugly Hanukkah sweater.
You never know, though.

Guest of a Guest

Monday, December 7, 2015

Hanukkah, another day? Another sweater

We just love the ugly Hanukkah sweaters.
We love them so much that we have to share them with you.
You know you love them too. 
It's the holiday season, people. 
The doll heads will be back soon.

Guest of a Guest

Sunday, December 6, 2015

Hanukkah begins

And someone had the creepy idea
of making a menorah with Barbie and friends. 
We mean no disrespect,
but hey, it's CreepyDollHeads.com

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, December 5, 2015

Hanukkah is soon to begin

So get your ugly sweaters ready.
Bad taste is not reserved for Christmas, folks.
Almost creepy!


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

Friday, December 4, 2015

Angels from on high

This little dumplin 
fell from the sky
from on high
and is heading for
a Christmas tree near you.
Fly little angel, fly!


Etsy seller Rekollections

Thursday, December 3, 2015

Well, this is different!

Not your traditional manger scene,
but even monsters celebrate the season. 
Or not.

Kitschy Living

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

Elf on the frickin shelf

This little bastard pisses us off.
He is not cute.
He's creepier than a clown at a Hari Krishna convention at the airport.
We knew he was up to no good.
Now he's decapitated Barbie.
Barbie! 
The queen of all toys.
Not good, Elf. Not good.
What's next? Ken? 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Monday, November 30, 2015

Creepacular Christmas helper

Ready for Christmas yet?
Nay you say?
Finish the turkey leftovers 
and get to steppin,
or I'm coming over
to zombify your family. 

Flickr

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Oh my shopping bejebus!

Waiting to get in the store on Black Friday get to you?
Couldn't get through the fencing? 
Get trampled?

That's why we shop on line. 


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Stress time for cooks - Thanksgiving Eve!!

The bird will be done when she's done
For now, this gal's relaxing a bit
before the family does the over the river 
and through the woods thing.
Stoned poultry, we'd say.


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Craigslist Find - Let there be art!

Eyes are optional
when you're artsy like us.
We're 1 out of 2 art, 
so get off our bus. 
Or we'll make a fuss.
And you don't want that to happen. 

Craigslist, Los Angeles, CA

Monday, November 23, 2015

Craigslist Find - Slowly they turn, step by step, inch by inch

Her eyebrows say "no more wire hangers!"
Her body speaks a more 
sinister language, though.
She scares me.
I'm sure she's ready to go on Hai Karate on me!


Craigslist, San Francisco Bay, VA

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Craigslist Find - Let's do this thing!

I am ready
oh yes, I am
to give you fingers like mine.
See, if you take my fingertips,
then I will take yours.
The anticipation in my eyes
is at your expense.
Beware the Ides of me. 


Craigslist, Ocala, FL

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Craigslist Find - Short arms and bulgy drawers

This rather disturbing young man
looks like he may have spent
some time with Uncle Adolf.
He must be related to Jon Hamaconda too.
Thankfully, with those short arms,
he can't be choking you in your sleep.


Craiglist, Philadelphia, PA