Saturday, January 31, 2015

U mad bro?

Whatchoo lookin at?
I'm a stand for a hat.
Got a problem with that?
Step off.

Live Auctioneers

Friday, January 30, 2015

That underwater minty fresh feeling!

The Little Mermaid has a new home
and her Febreze smells like curiously strong mints. 
You can't put baby in a box; 
oh wait, yes, you can. 
You just can't put that bitch in a corner. 

Thursday, January 29, 2015

Oh so lonely

Oui. There is family. I have none. 
I shall cry the tears
of the the tense. 

Deviant Art

Wednesday, January 28, 2015


Now I lay me down to sleep
For your dreams I now to creep.

That's a sad face, I say. 

Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Sir? Sir?

I've lost my head
and need a hand
to put it back
on my nekkid body. 


Monday, January 26, 2015

All's fair in sober and drunk

Poor dolly.
She had a bit too much Bailey's last night. 
When she passed out,
as they knew she would,
her friends updated her makeup. 
She's gonna be pissed. 


Sunday, January 25, 2015

The chained diva on stage

I watched All About Eve the other day.
Acting, backstabbing, theater, all very dramatic.
This doll looks like she could be on the stage,
and I don't mean the next one out of town.

Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou Romeo?

Who knew it was a monkey with a mask and a dress!!!


Saturday, January 24, 2015

I can guess your phone number

Look deep into my eyes
the numbers will roll
your phone will then ring
'cause I divined your number. 
Take that bitches.

No attribution for this photo is available. If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Bedtime for bad dollies

She was a bad little girl
all alone in the hospital
waiting for the angel of creepy doll heads
to take her away.

Daily Mail

Friday, January 23, 2015

Super smart?

If 2 heads are better than 1,
how much better are 3 heads?
These are the things that keep me up at night. 

No attribution for this photo is available. If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Bradley, how could you?

There's been a lot of baby news lately.
Bradley Cooper animates the doll's hand with his thumb.
Does he think we don't see that?
This is the fakest baby in a movie ever.
And for that, we salute you. 

Telegraph (video at link)

Wednesday, January 21, 2015

Let's start at the top, shall we?

Okay, maybe not the top, but going through some miscellaneous creepy doll heads I've been collecting.

How about a couple headless young ladies? 
The one on our right doesn't look well, no, not well at all. 
And the wonky arm on the body behind her just might be the reason. 
But then again, being headless doesn't bode well for good health, does it?

No attribution for this photo is available. If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Monday, January 19, 2015

Martin Luther King, Jr. Day

No creep today folks.
Today is Martin Luther King, Jr. Day.
His birthday is January 15, so not sure why it's today.

A man who preached peace and nonviolence. 
We sure could use him today. 
No politics from me, though.
Just a thank you.

Danbury Mint

Sunday, January 18, 2015

Creepy dolls in the news, yes, the news

Yes, this dumbass cleared a courthouse with a creepy doll.

Who does these things? Video at the Sentinel site.

Copyright © 2015, Orlando Sentinel
Man arrested after 'creepy' doll caused courthouse evacuation
Associated Press
JANUARY 16, 2015, 6:50 PM

A Treasure Coast man has been arrested after authorities say he caused the evacuation of a
courthouse by leaving a doll outside. Fort Pierce police say 22-year-old Tyler Long was charged with disorderly conduct Thursday.

A man was caught on video Jan. 6 climbing the platform of a flagpole at the federal courthouse in Fort Pierce and leaving an object before running off. Though authorities quickly identified the object as a baby doll, the courthouse was closed and a police bomb unit called in. It did not contain any explosives.

Police say Long thought the doll was "creepy" and thought it would be fun to scare someone with it.
He was being held on $20,000 bail. Jail records didn't list an attorney.

Tuesday, January 6, 2015

But you met another and pfft you wuz gone.

Worry brows
and big blue eyes
make me scareder
of these guys.

For a hoot, here's an original "Where oh where are you tonight" song from Hee Haw. 


Monday, January 5, 2015

Too many to list for you! This person is an ar-teest

This seller on Etsy has some of the most fabulous creepy doll art that I've seen pretty much anywhere, as far as contemporary, available creepy doll art goes.


I don't know this person, don't make a cent if you buy anything, and didn't ask permission to link them here (you can ask me to take it down EarthSeaWarrior, if you like). I just think their stuff is neato. They have all sorts of artsy stuff that's worth taking a look at.

Here are a couple examples of creepy dolls, creepy doll heads, and creepy doll butts:

Sunday, January 4, 2015

You don't say?

She or he is happy
but is judging you
"You drinking your water?"
"You don't say?"
This bitch is going to piss me off. 
She's yours now, Creepsters. 


Saturday, January 3, 2015

Reader submission - Lil cold for swimming

A Facebook friend sent this to me.
I'm first on the list to notify of creepy dolls. 
I guess that's a good thing!
It's a genuine picture of a creepy doll in a pond seen on a run. 
This is no Loch Ness blurry doll picture.
They're everywhere, I tell you.
They're taking over.
Beware the creepy doll. 

Friday, January 2, 2015

Here comes your good luck for the year

Okay, I was wrong
Quartz growing out of your head
not luck. 
I gotta get me some of that.
Such a fashion statement
for new age

Etsy Seller ThEeRabbitHole

Thursday, January 1, 2015

A new year begins

This baby looks pissed to me, 
and maybe I'd be pissed too if I had to say goodbye to an old year and hello to another one, 
or maybe I'd be happy as hell to do the same. 

Here's to a new year, our third!, of creepy doll heads and other shenanigans. 

Hope you don't have a headache.