Wednesday, February 25, 2015

Need some new kicks, man

If I worked at a shoe store
and a guy came in with this f'd up doll
I think I might have to 
reconsider occupations too.
No Way Girl

Tuesday, February 24, 2015

Don't this weather just make you wanna weep?

It's a choir singing Johnnie Ray's "Cry"

If your sweetheart sends a letter of goodbye
It's no secret you'll feel better if you cry
When waking from a bad dream
Don't you sometimes think it's real
But it's only false emotions that you feel
If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Remember sunshine can be found behind the cloudy skies
So let your hair down and go on and cry
If your heartaches seem to hang around too long
And your blues keep getting bluer with each song
Well now, remember sunshine can be found
Behind a cloudy sky
So let your hair down and go right on and cry

Etsy Seller nanometer

Monday, February 23, 2015

Bitch, please

More snow in the forecast?
Please to be going away now.
This gal's already frozen
and needs a good thaw. 

Nancy Malay

Sunday, February 22, 2015

Obama's hair seems to be greying

At first he had dark hair
then it started to grey
now it's turning white
soon to be going away.

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Saturday, February 21, 2015

Friday, February 20, 2015


So tired
so apathetic
so meh. 
After a long day of travel
from the balmy west
to the frigid east, 
it's hard to give a damn

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Thursday, February 19, 2015

I see you and raise a creep

And if snow wasn't bad enough,
this creepy kid and pet 
come to mind.
This kid
Make is stahp.
Need mind bleach.
Christmas ghosts

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Throwing beads and eating cake

King babies make a nicely creeped necklace.
Careful to keep your shirt
down over your tatas!
Mardi Gras.
(Meh, we're a day late.)

Peacock Feather Events

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Snow White says NO!

This is how people in the eastern part of the country are feeling
right about now. 
Boston: "No more snow, dammit!"
Williamsburg, VA: "Oh look, snow!"
Your mileage may vary.

eBay seller kentuckyjohn65

Monday, February 16, 2015

Let's take a little quiz, shall we?

What kind of creepy doll are you? The good folks at BuzzFeed have a short quiz here to enlighten you. I came out as a headless doll.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

Saturday, February 14, 2015

May your day be filled with flowers and chocolates

With feelings of fondness and love, 
Happy Creepy Valentine's Day!

And we mean it from the bottom of 
our little doll head hearts. 

Calico Teddy

Friday, February 13, 2015

Thinking of Valentine's Day?

Your true love
would love
the look of amazement
that mirrors her own
on this vase. 

Thursday, February 12, 2015

While we're talking happy footwear...

How awesome would it be
to look down 
and see fuzzy pink slippers
with happy doll head faces?

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Them boots is speshul

Take a pair of work boots
embellish with style and panache
and get ur freak on.
(Yes, I saw Missy Elliott on the halftime show.)

Professor Maelstromme

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Monday, February 9, 2015

Sing along with Mitch

Its gettin hot in here (so hot)
So take off all your clothes
I am gettin so hot, I wanna take my clothes off

Oh yeah, raise your hands in the air
like you just don't care.

Now you have two songs stuck in your head. 
You're welcome.

Some Gif

Sunday, February 8, 2015

Head in muddy sand again?

Stuck in the desert again. 
Poor me.
Poor dolly.
Travel is hard work. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Oh yeah

Being in the desert
means hanging out in the rocks
workin' on rays
like this doll on holiday. 


Friday, February 6, 2015

I'm leeeeaaaavvvving on a jet plane

Let's hope my pilot
doesn't have
an overinflated
sense of self. 

Of I go into the wild blue yonder. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, February 5, 2015

Ain't no Pippy Longstocking

So...I'm getting ready to pack my bags
for my vacay.
I open the drawer and
out popped this creepy
ginger pigtailed
freaky eyed bitch.
I really need the upcoming break. 


Tuesday, February 3, 2015

Site feature - Dolls replacing residents in this Japanese village

This is a little weird. Might even be a little creepy. Thanks to eagle eye fan, Ginny, we're now sending the weirdness your way.

National Geographic Images

Okay, so the town is deserted. As the people die....well, this is the blurb on the site with the photos:

"Welcome to Nagoro, Japan. Human population: 37. Doll population: 350. Ayano Tsukimi lives in this small village on Shikoku, one of Japan's four main islands. When villagers die or move away from Nagoro, Tsukimi makes a life-size doll and places it in a spot that was meaningful to that person. Now the doll-scattered town has started attracting tourists. Journey through Nagoro in this short film by filmmaker Fritz Schumann."

I highly recommend you click on the National Geographic link above for the full story and all the pictures. Very odd indeed. 

Monday, February 2, 2015

Sunday, February 1, 2015

StupidBowl time!

You know how we love to help.
We're helpers here at
So here you go - now you can punch that ref right in the nose.
Have a beer. Go ahead, party like it's 1965. 
Get your ref punching bag for a truly interactive StupidBowl. 

And just cause the refs are integral to any game: