Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Wonder if she farts in the library

I have a friend
When she goes to the library
Browsing the stacks
She just can't help it
Fart monster attacks.
She's looking at recipes
Gazing at tomes
Mysteries, history
And still the stank roams.
Hope this baby doll doesn't suffer the same affliction. 

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Monday, March 30, 2015

Not your usual creepy doll fare




This is just a sample of the 21 Creepiest Dolls video I watched this morning. 

You should watch it too.

Sunday, March 29, 2015

A woman should have a choice

He's dapper
He's headless
And yes
She's undressed.
Which date
will she choose?
Will she win
or will she lose? 

Imgur

Saturday, March 28, 2015

They're coming

Wind them up and off they crawl
Forget to feed and they will bawl
Get too close and they will bite
Zombie babies in the night. 

CreepBay

Friday, March 27, 2015

Indulge me, it's my brother's birthday

His name is Mike, but we always called him Skindog. 

Here's some skin. 
Here's a dog. 

Happy birthday Skin!

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Quite contrary, Mary

Plant the doll
and see what pops up.
Label the plant spike
and stand aside bup. 
Okay, so I wasn't feeling rhymey. I just want to plant my damned garden!

Oregon Live

Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Painted lady, all dolled up

Now this little lady knows how to prep for spring.
Flowers in her hair and a hole in her nose for her allergies.
You go, goth doll. 

Kaboodle

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Seasonal confusion

Spring has sprung, right? 
Then why are we still so chilly? 
Hot tamale?

Etsy seller vintagewall