Wonder if she farts in the library

I have a friend

When she goes to the library

Browsing the stacks

She just can't help it

Fart monster attacks.

She's looking at recipes

Gazing at tomes

Mysteries, history

And still the stank roams.

Hope this baby doll doesn't suffer the same affliction. 

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Not your usual creepy doll fare

This is just a sample of the 21 Creepiest Dolls video I watched this morning. 

You should watch it too.

Click here if you dare.

A woman should have a choice

He's dapper

He's headless

And yes

She's undressed.

Which date

will she choose?

Will she win

or will she lose? 

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They're coming

Wind them up and off they crawl

Forget to feed and they will bawl

Get too close and they will bite

Zombie babies in the night. 

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Indulge me, it's my brother's birthday

His name is Mike, but we always called him Skindog. 

Here's some skin. 

Here's a dog. 

Happy birthday Skin!

Quite contrary, Mary

Plant the doll

and see what pops up.

Label the plant spike

and stand aside bup. 

Okay, so I wasn't feeling rhymey. I just want to plant my damned garden!

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Quite contrary, Mary

Plant the doll

and see what pops up.

Label the plant spike

and stand aside bup. 

Okay, so I wasn't feeling rhymey. I just want to plant my damned garden!

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Painted lady, all dolled up

Now this little lady knows how to prep for spring.

Flowers in her hair and a hole in her nose for her allergies.

You go, goth doll. 

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Seasonal confusion

Spring has sprung, right? 

Then why are we still so chilly? 

Hot tamale?

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