Thursday, April 30, 2015

Book, book baby

Book baby, book baby
buy me a book
put it on shelf
inside the nook.


FunHunter

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Friday, April 24, 2015

Pucker up



Feeling lonely?
Feeling like slipping someone a tongue?
Well, I'm here to tell ya
There's a ridiculous new product
called
The Makeout Pillow.

And guess what? Instructables will help you learn how to make them.

Go figure. 

Thursday, April 23, 2015

Take a trip through 'murca

Take a day trip through the U S of A
and you never know what you're gonna find.

Tried to please her
She only played one night stand
Tried to please her
She only played one night stand, now
She was a day tripper
Sunday driver, yeah
It took me so long to find out
And I found out
(Beatles)


Roadside America

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Hug a tree today

Happy Earth Day everyone.
What says save the planet
better than flowers, dolls in trees,
and this lovely redhead giving you
the come hither wink?




Buzzwok

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

A thumb of green required

Mary Mary
losing hairy
how's your garden grow? 

Spring is here. 
Get out there and plant something!

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Monday, April 20, 2015

It's 4/20. This one's for you stoners.

Sometimes we come across a photo
that is just too weird
to even try to explain.

This is one of those pictures.

So many doll heads. 
So little time.

Don't Bogart That Joint
-- E. Ingbar, L. Wagner 

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.

Roll another one
Just like the other one.
This one's burnt to the end
Come on and be a friend. 

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me. 

Ro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-oll another one
Just like the other one.
You've been hanging on to it
And I sure would like a hit. 

Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me.
Don't bogart that joint, my friend
Pass it over to me


Etsy - Seller unknown. Was it you? Let me know.
Lyrics - LittleFeat.net

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Chewie, we're home!

From the planet Dollheadtouine
comes the newest character
in the Star Wars saga. 

Pinterest

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Scared of the dentist?

At least your dentist
works on the outside of your mouth. 
Nailed it!

CakePins

Friday, April 17, 2015

Your money or your life!

I may look cute
But I'm a trained assassin
and I will
cut a bitch!

Flickr

Thursday, April 16, 2015

Relax, get moving

Taxes are behind you
now it's time to move
get those long and lanky limbs
oiled up and dance away the IRS blues!

We Think You Should

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Do you know what today is?

It's tax day, dammit. 
Nuff said. 
Creepy as hell. 

Per the description:

IRS Dammit Doll IRS problems can be hectic.. With no end to problems in sight.. When you have done everything right.. IRS Problems getting you down.. All the stress makes you frown.. Here's a little Dammit Doll.. You can punch it, whack it or slam it.. And yell Dammit! Dammit! Dammit!


No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, April 14, 2015

You can't hide those pleading eyes

Ain't too proud to beg, sweet darlin
Please don't leave me girl, don't you go
Ain't to proud to plead, baby, baby
Please don't leave me, girl, don't you go 

Halloween Costumes
AZLyrics

Monday, April 13, 2015

Prepare!

Are you ready for the zombie apocalypse?
This creepy doll thought she was.
She was wrong.
Lot bit of good that mask did!

Sick Chirpse

Sunday, April 12, 2015

Stuck!

As the two doll heads try to ignore
our gal on the left
is trying to figure out
how to get this creepy piece of work
off her damned mouth!
(And what is the tiny doll on its back doing? Hinky, I say.)

Daily Mail UK

Saturday, April 11, 2015

We're so not sure why

Looks like a Cabbage Patch Doll face
Looks like a cake
Looks like a hoo hoo?

Who thought this was a good idea?

I-Am-Bored.com

Friday, April 10, 2015

Ah yes, sunshine is coming

The sun is shining
brightly
and this weird doll
is a little blue about it.

CryptoChild

Thursday, April 9, 2015

Wednesday, April 8, 2015

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Walkin in the woods

And what do I spy?
A head on a log thing
Not low and not high.
My dog tried to eat it
And I tried to flee
But log doll head creeped us
So we'll never be free. 


Africa's Country

Monday, April 6, 2015

Baby says oooooooh

Babies sing such beautiful melodies
Cept this one's hiding out in someone's belly
And that makes it creepier than creepy
Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter
Ooh-oo child
Things are gonna get easier
Ooh-oo child
Things'll get brighter

CreepBay
MetroLyrics

Sunday, April 5, 2015

Easter Dunkey

I can't tell if this is a donkey 
or a rabbit.
So it's a mystery Easter.
Just for you. 


Flickr

Saturday, April 4, 2015

Please go to the bedroom and lock the door

Young lady
that kind of behavior
is to be done
in private. 

eBay seller isellthereforeiam

Friday, April 3, 2015

Whachoo say?

I don't believe it
I don't believe it's true
No matter what you say
I will never believe you.

CraigsList Portland

Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Look, on the wall behind you!

Meet Dusty, the most beautiful doll in the world. 

How do I know this? The interwebs told me and so did her ad.


Oh, it wouldn't be April Fool's Day without this:




Comic Vine