Saturday, May 30, 2015

Craigslist find - San Antonio

Look into my eyes
Deeper
Deeper
Not get the frick out of Texas, dammit!

Friday, May 29, 2015

Craigslist find - Southern California

This lady looks serious
I'd say she'd cut a bitch
if she could find her body.
For now
she shall remain choked 
and pissed off. 

Thursday, May 28, 2015

Craigslist find - Raleigh, NC

The creepster on the left
is the one who worries me
with his lumberjack beard
and cold steel eyes. 

Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Craigslist find - Montreal, Canada

Wavy hair never looked so good.
Not so sure about those whackadoodle arms and fluffernutter dress. 

Tuesday, May 26, 2015

Monday, May 25, 2015

Craigslist find - Appleton, WI

They grow them kind of weird up there in Wisconsin
Is it the cheese or the beer? 
What the hell happened to
this young lady's face. 
Looks like too much cocaine.
She stands 
so proud
of her
cameltoe.

Today we remember - Memorial Day


Vintage Holiday Crafts

Sunday, May 24, 2015

This is not how to celebrate Memorial Day


Please, do not go and sit on military equipment. 
And if you do, keep your damned mouth shut.

College Humor

Saturday, May 23, 2015

Beach babes!

Head.
These gals give good head.
Or do they give good beach?

Either way, enjoy the official kickoff to summer this weekend.
Drive safe.
Take pictures of your doll heads on vacation with you. 
Oh wait, maybe not everyone does that.


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Sunday, May 10, 2015

Happy Mother's Day

No creepies today.
Instead, a living doll from the 1930s - my mom. 
Happy mother's day, mom!

Collection of Stefanie Gettings Vanorsdale

Tuesday, May 5, 2015

Cinco de Mayo

Let us dance
Let us sing
Cinco de Mayo
Is not a real thing.




SideSalad
Puppet - No attribution for this photo is available. If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Monday, May 4, 2015

We said, plant your damned garden!

If you don't plant the garden 
the doll head will come
she'll spit on your seed packs
and eat your green thumb.
Tumblr

Sunday, May 3, 2015

Seeds are in, waterin' done

Have ye planted your garden yet?
I've planted mine.
The sign says it's mine.

Personal collection

Saturday, May 2, 2015

It's not red, but it's a ball

She sings of rides
emotional and physical
perhaps
the song of Cyrkle:

I should have known you'd bid me farewell
There's a lesson to be learned from this and I learned it very well
Now, I know you're not the only starfish in the sea
If I never hear your name again, it's all the same to me

And I think it's gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball

You never care for secrets I confide
For you, I'm just an ornament, somethin' for your pride
Always runnin', never carin', that's the life you live
Stolen minutes of your time were all you had to give

And I think it's gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball

The story's in the past with nothin' to recall
I've got my life to live and I don't need you at all
The roller-coaster ride we took is nearly at an end
I bought my ticket with my tears, that's all I'm gonna spend

And I think it's gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball

Oh, I think it's gonna be alright
Yeah, the worst is over now
The mornin' sun is shinin' like a red rubber ball


tisaneinfusion
Lyrics

Friday, May 1, 2015

Dude's got issues


Why is this guy
humping the Maypole?
Doesn't he know
he's supposed to be dancing? 

HistoryToy