Tuesday, June 30, 2015

June be gone

To the curb, June
with your bags of doll heads
and other trash.
Time for you to
hit the road. 

6 months till Christmas. 
DListed.com

Monday, June 29, 2015

Gimme sprinkles!

It's no longer national doughnut day
and this little lady
is glad she can
finally come out of
hiding!

Etsy seller boopsiedaisy

Sunday, June 28, 2015

Belly laugh....

....I mean belly lamp.

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Saturday, June 27, 2015

Sail away

Boating season
means a mizzen mast
and an eye me hardies, 
blow me down, 
and how much is that dolly
on the sail thingie?


Websta.me

Friday, June 26, 2015

This is not a toy

Did they not read
on the bag
that it is not a toy
and to never
put it over
a baby doll's head? 
Asphyxiation
is not a good way
to die, little dolly. 


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Thursday, June 25, 2015

Not again!

Another case
of leaving baby
in the sun too long.
People!
This mayhem 
must cease. 


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Wednesday, June 24, 2015

Monday, June 22, 2015

Don't forget, kids...

Be sure to use
sunscreen
so you don't burn
at the beach. 
Those sunburns
peel
like a big dog.

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Welcome to summer! P.S. Happy Father's Day!

Hi beach lovers!
Welcome to summer.
Don't forget to take
your selfies. 
If you see me at the beach
look the other way.
Or
else.


SoBadSoGood

Friday, June 19, 2015

The Bobbseys

After years of meth
alcohol
and untold loose acts of libido, 
the Bobbsey twins fell 
into disfavor. 

AntiqueHelper

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Whatchoo talking about Willis?

Don't mess with me son
what the hell are
you talking about?

ZippyPops

Wednesday, June 17, 2015

Planning

Okay
The jig goes down tonight
You stare at him with those creepy eyes
And I'll jump him from behind.
He'll never know what hit him.


Facebook

Monday, June 15, 2015

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Happy birthday Donald Trump

Does this even need a comment? 
He's 69 today.

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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Aiming for the George Hamilton look.

Someone left the cake out in the sun
I don't think that I can take it
Cause it took too long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again.
Not enough sunscreen
for this lithe
creature. 
Burnt.
Crisp.


MrDollFace
Skinema

Thursday, June 11, 2015

Dammit. Flunked again.

Sister Mary Eyes of Death
is ready
to welcome you 
to summer school.
Oh well.
Get better grades next time. 



eBay seller jilliancs13

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Real dolls wear fur

Alert PETA
or not
Could be seaweed
on this beach baby
with a wonky eye.

Buzzfeed

Sunday, June 7, 2015

Now showing

While you slackers
are doing summer reading
we're doing
summer viewing.

Pinterest

Saturday, June 6, 2015

No doll heads today. D-Day

Normandy.
WWII.
Beaches.

So many things our generation will never understand.



Take a few minutes today to learn about D-Day.

Monday, June 1, 2015

Craigslist find - Buffalo, NY

Whatever happened to Baby Jane?
She's right here
in one of the coldest places
in the USA. 
Please to keep her there!