Friday, July 31, 2015

Pick A Nick time part 2!

We'll have drank at the picnic too
I'll bring the jars
with a special frozen dollie
to use instead of ice. 
Moonshine and juice
makes for a tasty
creepy
drank.

Here's Herbie

Thursday, July 30, 2015

Pick A Nick time!

Two in one
I'm bringing the watermelon
and
a creepy doll head.
It's expected. 

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Wednesday, July 29, 2015

Sometimes....

.....life gets to the point
where you think your haid
is bout to explode.
And then it does.
But where does it go?
Questions of the universe.

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Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Puttin on the ritz

It's too flippin hot and humid to do anything outside.

I think I'll stay in and do a puzzle.

A doll meat puzzle.

That's the way I roll.

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Sunday, July 26, 2015

I did what on my birthday?

Where were we anyway?
A birthday shouldn't be such a hard thing to experience.
Dayum.
I must have had a really good time.
Was I in my cups?
Calling Europe?
I need to rest these oogly eyes.
Happy 60th birthday +1 day to me. 

Here's Herbie

Saturday, July 25, 2015

Six ucking-fay tee

They tell me this is a pile of 60 dolls. 
They are blinking because they can't believe it either. 
Yes, you do smell birthday cake.
We're gonna need a fireman
to put out all the candles.
Your creepmaster is 60 today.
Excuse me while I go thud.



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Friday, July 24, 2015

Better than a poke

Hey, that's not a sharp stick.
The saying is better than a poke in the eye
with a sharp stick.
Poor baby gonna lose an eye like that. 


DailyRecord

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Want more body part posts?

Okay, then, here you go. 
The real three tits lady
dropping the kids off
at the pool.

Photoree

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Speaking of hoo hoos

I don't even want to know 
where that hoo hoo
hair came from. 


Here's Herbie

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Blended family at nudist camp?

Something about the variety
of body parts, 
especially the Sharpie hoo hoo on the right
and boogers on the left, 
makes me think they have to be related. 

Here's Herbie

Monday, July 20, 2015

Birthdays every damned where

31 years ago
your creepmaster gave birth
to a set of tiny little twins.
They're all growed up now.
They were born on their cousin's birthday,
but they were my gift.

Happy birthday, A and T and B!

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Sunday, July 19, 2015

I'm cute, right?

What's a braces?
Will it make my blue eyes bluer?
Can I still wear my cute hat?
I want a carrot.


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Saturday, July 18, 2015

Bug eyes and a bushy haid

This bitch is pissed.
She came to get her hair did
and look what they done to her.
Those eyebrows aren't even close
to on fleek.

Get thee to the barber shop!
Thrift Wrecks

Friday, July 17, 2015

Let's give this girl a hand!

This baby looks so damned happy
I am not going to be the one
to tell her she's got a skelly and open head doll in front of her
or that she has all those arm stick out her head.
If I do, she might pull that string around her neck
and kill that smile
on a 
permanent basis. 

Artfire

Wednesday, July 15, 2015

Bitch, please

You ever feel like
you just wanna smack a bitch
throat punch a ho
give a piece of your mind to a bro?
I'm there. 

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Monday, July 13, 2015

Just saying hi

Sittin in my comfie chair
wavin as you walk by
feelin like I'm bout to drop
into my chair to die.

Indulgy

Sunday, July 12, 2015

Spray that hair!

Saw this doll and immediately saw
John Ravolta  as a young child, I mean,
 Edna Turnblad as a young child.

It's the same gal, 
wouldn't you say? 


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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Oh thank heaven

No, really
let's go get another 6-pack
7-11 is open.
Come on
I can drive. 
I'm good

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Thursday, July 9, 2015

Break out the last of the fireworks

The 4th has come and gone
but not forgotten here
someone actually made this outfit
for this baldy doll to wear
I'd like to have one for myself
a dress to wear with pride
or really, to go in public
better yet to run and hide.


Etsy seller 

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Tuesday, July 7, 2015

An offering

It's not a goat
but we offer you
this creepy doll head.
Please to sacrifice
for us now. 

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Monday, July 6, 2015

Ever have one of those days where you feel like you've got only half a brain?

We're right there with you. 
Part and parcel.


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Sunday, July 5, 2015

Saturday, July 4, 2015

Run for your independence

Run as fast as you can
Cause this creepy
clown
Wants your hot dogs
and hamburgers. 

Etsy seller 

Friday, July 3, 2015

Prepping for the 4th

Not sure what's creepier
The Alfalfa type feller
or his little buddy
Cousin Uncle Sam.

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Thursday, July 2, 2015

Don't ever close your eyes at night

While you are not looking
while you are innocently sleeping
they come from beneath 
the chenille bedspread. 
Be afraid. 
Yeah, be that. 

Etsy seller fiberinfusions

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Red, white, and troll

Trolls weren't always internet idiots
They used to be cool dolls
with sticky up hair.
This one's a little patriotic,
ready for the 4th.

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