Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Craigslist Find - Tucson, AZ (bridge to Halloween month!)

Aiight, we've about had enough of all these
semi masturbatory dolls. 
At least with Freddy
we know he's gonna cut something valuable
if he persists in this groin covering mayhem.

Keep an eye out, Halloween month is coming.

Tuesday, September 29, 2015

Craigslist Find Ocala, FL

Okay, all this secret stuff has got to stop.
Another back turned.
Hands ready to do something surely to cause hairy palms.
And a butt crack to boot.

Monday, September 28, 2015

Craigslist Find - Boston, MA

Not quite sure what this young lady doesn't want us to see
But with her back turned
and arms busy
you just never know. 
Modest much?

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Craigslist Find - Ashville, NC

From the look on this gal's face
I'd so whatever the hell Simon wanted.
I suspect she'd mess a bitch up
If they did not comply. 

Saturday, September 26, 2015

Craigslist Find - Ithica, NY

It's hard to say anything creepy
about this lovely little gal.
Looks like she's asking for a cup of tea
from someone off stage.
Let's not tell her
she has no arms. 

Friday, September 25, 2015

Happy birthday to two special women

Happy birthday to my beautiful sister, Stefanie, and to my mother, Inge. 

A doll tea party would be a beautiful way to spend some time. 

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Craigslist Find - Portland, OR

History's first recorded 
death by 
sex in a box.
It can't be done, they said.
It wasn't.
Too bad.
So sad. 

Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Craigslist Find - Philadelphia (Welcome Fall!)

"Ellie Mae, did you hear the one
about the cement pond? "
"That's where I hear they hide the bodies,"said Jimi Lee Hoffa. 

P.S. Happy Fall!


Tuesday, September 22, 2015

Craigslist Find - Virginia Beach

The jokes write their damned selves here.
Someone left the baby out at the beach too long
And now she's a crispy critter.

My questions is? Where's the eyes go?

Sharks. It had to be sharks. 

Monday, September 21, 2015

Craigslist Find - Vancouver

Can you smell what the Rodman is cooking?

How cool that he came with traditional basketball gear
and his cross dressing and ever so fashionable playtime fare!

Thank you Canada!

Sunday, September 20, 2015

Craigslist Find - Ventura CA

Is this Eddie Munster with no arms?

Or is it just a generic creepy doll
who is super surprised
that it has no arms?

What would you do with this is you bought it? 
Why would this be listed on Craigslist?
Those crazy Venturans. 

Saturday, September 19, 2015

Craigslist find - Sacramento

If this was a boy doll
I'd think it was whizzing
on the world below
as it passes by.

Since it's not a boy doll
I'd say she's just discovering
her lady bits. 

Craigslist find - Sacramento

If this was a boy doll
I'd think it was whizzing
on the world below
as it passes by.

Since it's not a boy doll
I'd say she's just discovering
her lady bits. 

Friday, September 18, 2015

Craigslist find - Maine (no city)

Is she crying
or is she just sad that she was listed
in no particular city
in Maine?

Or does she just have a busted eye? 

If you bought this creepy doll head, what the hell would you do with it? 

Thursday, September 17, 2015

Let's visit some of our Craigslist finds again, shall we?

Craigslist is a treasure trove of creepy things, including dolls.

This doll is so speshul
that she has boogers.
She comes to us all the way from Lansing, MI

Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Monday, September 14, 2015

Make a doll sculpture, they said

It'll be fun, they said.
We couldn't stop!
If the doll heads were not creepy enough
with the limbs,
that one stuck in the hoo hoo
gives us chills. 
So very wrong. 

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Sunday, September 13, 2015

You can't put Baby in the corner

But you can put that bitch in a jar. 

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

Saturday, September 12, 2015

Truly a poo head

Chocolate soft serve
or a loaf that's been pinched, 
just really doesn't matter
when you're a shithead. 


Friday, September 11, 2015

Never Forget

This doll was found in the rubble
on 9/11. 
We must never forget. 
Thank you to all who responded.
Our condolences to all who died that day.
Our thoughts to all who experienced the event.

Never Forget

Thursday, September 10, 2015

Wednesday, September 9, 2015

Take that TSA

Mummah couldn't afford tickets for all the babies
so she threw them in an antique hat box
and put them in the luggage compartment.

Hope Donald Trump doesn't hear of this
new way to cross borders!

eBay seller hocsocmom007 

Tuesday, September 8, 2015

No bloggie today.

You'll have to imagine your own creepiness for this one day.

I've been out doing things related to leaving the house. That's pretty creepy right there!

Monday, September 7, 2015

We do believe it's Labor Day

In case you wondered what Labor Day means - the Department of Labor will spell it out for you.

For instance, these two dolls
are working hard to keep
Ms. Schumer's chichis covered up.
We salute you worker dolls!


Sunday, September 6, 2015

Not a doll head. Minionectomy STAT

So, I saw that on line when I Googled, "I hate Minions."
Why would a homemade menstrual pad
show up on an "I hate Minions" search? 

At any rate, who would put the fucking Minions down there
to do what a menstrual pad does?

I love the fucking planet. I truly do. But these bitches are supposed to be disposable.
Imagine the kiddies' glee to discover Minion eye masks hanging around.
Oh wait. That doesn't go on your eyes.

Minion monthly pad maker, that's just a little weird,
or is it creepy?

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If there was, I bet the credit would go to Aunt Flo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, September 5, 2015

Let's have a kegger

Yeah, I had too many drinks to beer.
End of summer picnics
are hard. 


Friday, September 4, 2015

Filet Mignot!

This is by far the creepiest butcher I have ever seen.
Do you want this needledick cutting your beef?
I didn't think so.

Sad and Useless

Thursday, September 3, 2015

Dahling, please

Please, leave me be.
My headache is a bit over the top.
I must have my soak.
Now fetch my tea and bath oils.


Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Ms. Sciuto if you please

So the husband and I were watching NCIS on Netflix, season 1, episode 13, "One Shot One Kill". For reasons that don't need to be explained, Abby had an encounter with a crapload of creepy doll heads. And of course, I have to share this with you.

She looks very at home, doesn't she?

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Youuuuu give me hoooppppe

What? Another creepy doll lamp?
Poor lil amputee
has lost her damned head
and let someone
turn her into a lamp. 
Not to mention that rod
that was stuck up her arse.