Saturday, October 31, 2015

Happy Halloween

May all your creepy doll heads be jack-o-lanterns
and
may all your jack-o-lanterns be creepy doll heads 



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Friday, October 30, 2015

It's not Barbie week, but...

...props to the tomb of the unknown Barbie.
on the eve of all hallow's eve
Ms. Thing's looking
pretty righteous. 


Buzzfeed

Thursday, October 29, 2015

Wednesday, October 28, 2015

Dead eyes

I'm not sure if this is a doll
or a cake
or just a weird dead thing. 
It's gross and creepy regardless. 


Pinterest

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

You'll never sleep again

Nightmares will now ensue.


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Monday, October 26, 2015

Latex spider costume idea

This little lady has the right idea
Add a shitload of legs to your body
Cover yourself with black latex
Go trick or treating
and get all the best treats.
Who is going to say no to you?

FunAndMania-Funtime

Sunday, October 25, 2015

Healthy snack time

So many fun foods
to turn into gruesome snacks
for a party
or for a regular meal.
(Link has recipe; we aim to please)



MommyOnTheMoney

Friday, October 23, 2015

Lunchin with some creepsters

I Googled "tar heel creepy doll"
and this is what I got. 
Why?
Who the frick knows?
All I know is I'm headed to NC
to lunch with some site friends. 
There are creepsters everywhere.


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Thursday, October 22, 2015

What the what?

If you have any sense at all
if this kid comes to your door 
on Halloween night, 
you'd throw all your treats 
in his bag and do exactly
what his tee shirt says.

Good lord, people are creepy.

Oddee

Wednesday, October 21, 2015

More decorating ideas!

Why would you not want this lovely item in your home? 
Year round even.
A Halloween wreath for the ages.

Etsy seller Lushpop

Tuesday, October 20, 2015

All dressed up and no place to go

Knit one
Perl two
Gonna scare a bitch
and maybe you too.
I'm sure the artist meant well
but the look on this doll's face
does not say happy Halloween
or happy anything.
Back away from the yarn. 

The Hippie Corner

Saturday, October 17, 2015

I'm sure the artist meant well

This is disturbing on many levels
the hands have no arms
the feet have no legs
and that doesn't look
like a baby that's alive.
Wrong, wrong, wrong.

Pandce

Friday, October 16, 2015

Treats for the goblins

Ding dong!
Trick or treat!
Come my lovelies,
choose a creepy doll head
as your trick and your treat. 
You are welcome
for your future nightmares. 


Atomic Hostess

Wednesday, October 14, 2015

Halloween Nawlins Style

We gotcha some freaky Halloween
mixed with some bad juju from Nawlins
and Voodoo from I'm not allowed to tell you where.
Be careful with your dreams tonight. 

Wanelo

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

What the lantern of Jack is this?

Put your damned Sharpies away. 
You don't need to decorate a dumbass doll head
like a punkin. 
It's not even a good punkin.
Where's the scary teeth and triangle eyes? 
Dayum.
OffbeatTopix

Monday, October 12, 2015

Please, sir, may I have more?

This ghostly beauty
may come to your door
looking for treats on Halloween.
What you need to know, though,
is that if you feed her need
for sweets, 
you will die a colorless death. 

DeviantArt

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Yes, I am a nurse. Why do you ask?

I'm here to give you your annual exam
of your soul. 
Now bend over and cough, bitch.

HalloweenForum

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Thanks for nothing

I mean
Fangs a lot
Creepsters.
Look for my red eyes
around every corner
don't give me a pie
I'm not little Jack Horner. 

eBay by way of Pinterest

Thursday, October 8, 2015

Halloween pre inception

Aiight, so we found this creepy zombie doll and then bonus,
we found her with an even creepier doll on her lap. I mean, dayum,
the doll's doll has spark plugs in her head and tire marks on her tum. 
I see a lesbian match made in heaven (if you can assume baby in back is a girl).


HammerHawk

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Mutant skellies

Someone wit way too much time on their hands
crafted this grotesque masterpiece.
One Barbie has arms for tits.
Think about what it would be like to have arms for tits. 
Yeah, this is a bit on the creepy side, even for us.

KitschyLiving

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

Halloween creep begins

With such a creepy face
No wonder the photo editing sucks.
I wouldn't want to work on it either!

Pinterest

Friday, October 2, 2015

Halloween - Slime attack

I'm not sure if this is a costume
or this doll's normal state of affairs.
Those bony fingers
tells me she works a lot.

Pinterest

Thursday, October 1, 2015

A gentle sleeping demon begins our Halloween month

You just know this sweet face
is going to bust open
with creepy aplomb
and she's gonna
take you down.

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