Monday, November 30, 2015

Creepacular Christmas helper

Ready for Christmas yet?
Nay you say?
Finish the turkey leftovers 
and get to steppin,
or I'm coming over
to zombify your family. 


Sunday, November 29, 2015

Oh my shopping bejebus!

Waiting to get in the store on Black Friday get to you?
Couldn't get through the fencing? 
Get trampled?

That's why we shop on line. 

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Thursday, November 26, 2015

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Stress time for cooks - Thanksgiving Eve!!

The bird will be done when she's done
For now, this gal's relaxing a bit
before the family does the over the river 
and through the woods thing.
Stoned poultry, we'd say.

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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Craigslist Find - Let there be art!

Eyes are optional
when you're artsy like us.
We're 1 out of 2 art, 
so get off our bus. 
Or we'll make a fuss.
And you don't want that to happen. 

Craigslist, Los Angeles, CA

Monday, November 23, 2015

Craigslist Find - Slowly they turn, step by step, inch by inch

Her eyebrows say "no more wire hangers!"
Her body speaks a more 
sinister language, though.
She scares me.
I'm sure she's ready to go on Hai Karate on me!

Craigslist, San Francisco Bay, VA

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Craigslist Find - Let's do this thing!

I am ready
oh yes, I am
to give you fingers like mine.
See, if you take my fingertips,
then I will take yours.
The anticipation in my eyes
is at your expense.
Beware the Ides of me. 

Craigslist, Ocala, FL

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Craigslist Find - Short arms and bulgy drawers

This rather disturbing young man
looks like he may have spent
some time with Uncle Adolf.
He must be related to Jon Hamaconda too.
Thankfully, with those short arms,
he can't be choking you in your sleep.

Craiglist, Philadelphia, PA

Friday, November 20, 2015

Craigslist Find - Come to us before we come to you

They gather
when you're not looking
and make their
Could you be their next meal 
will they be your next nightmare?

Craigslist, Seattle, WA

Thursday, November 19, 2015

All hail the Nosmo King!

Smoking is so cool.
Smoking is so glamorous.
Well, really it's not. 

That's why today, the Great American Smokeout was conceived.
For one day only, stop smoking. Give it a whirl, peeps. 
Become a nonsmoker for one day and who knows? 
You may quit forever. 

Great American Smokeout
Can you actually?

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Craigslist Find - Dali it's not

A lovely painting
of a creepy doll.
Why would you want this
dead looking creature
in your home?
Where are her feet?
So many questions. 

Craigslist, Hudson Valley, NY

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Craigslist Find - Ahead of yourself

There's a head, there's a doll, there's a hand, there's a body, there are long ass legs.
I'm just not sure what to make of this arrangement,
but the white haired gal 
creeps me out with her floating over humanity look.

Hanford antique emporium, Fresno, CA

Monday, November 16, 2015

Come fly with me

Aiight, Continental doesn't exist anymore
United ate it.
Today, United eats me
and takes me home. 

Fly little creepsters!

P.S. Maybe I'll see this gal instead:

Flight Attendant Shop

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Really old graffiti stolen from a bathroom wall in about 1970

Here I sit
all brokenhearted
Came to shit
and only farted. 

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Friday, November 13, 2015

Wore slam out

I just can't.
Please to allow me to nap now.

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Thursday, November 12, 2015

You spin me right round baby

Remember those acts
where a guy would spin plates on a stick?

Some sick little monkey did it with the baby doll. 
Spin baby, spin. 

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Thank you to all veterans, human and K9

We truly appreciate
all you do
and have done
and will continue to do
for us.

Did you know November 11 was chosen as the official date for Veterans Day in reference to the ending of World War I? Germany signed an armistice with the Allies that signaled the end of the war on at 11 a.m. on 11 November 1918.

Did you know?
Vets Day Images
Animal Fair

Tuesday, November 10, 2015


Sometimes we come across a creepy doll head
that is even creepier than we can understand.
All the lovely white, angelic embellishment, with the white pirate eye patch.
I just don't get this one. 
And that makes it creepier than ever. 


Monday, November 9, 2015

Straight from the WTF files

Is it a picture frame?
Is it a bobblehead?
or is it just created
to scare ye dead?

That's a creepy assed thing right there. 

Thrift Wrecks

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Upon a walk in the woods I spy

A dolly with an arm nearby
She seems asleep
and peaceful too,
but I fear she'll pop up
and scare the poo
right out of me
and maybe you.

Etsy seller JillShepherdPhotos

Saturday, November 7, 2015

To all you preppers out there

Make sure your
creepy dolls are ready
for the big one too.
Don't forget them
when you get your bugout
Creepy dolls may be
the saving grace when 
it comes to apocalypse, zombies or no zombies! 


Friday, November 6, 2015

Freaky eyes

Baby sez
"You better be nice to me
cuz I can swipe my hand
and make it look 
like you accidentally 
felled off."
Sideways glance babydolls
freak me out.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

I don't miss the 80s

But apparently, 
there are a lot of sweaty leather,
big hair, 
crotch bulging,
crappy music lovers out there. 


Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Not even a doll part

This is not a doll
but it is creepy
so it fits the site, right?
Who the fuck would wear these?
Is it amazing Photoshop work
or a new trend in hairy toes? 
This is the shit that gives me nightmares. 


Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Monday, November 2, 2015

Miss me?

Flying's probably not this cute anymore
But I'mma get on a plane today anyway.
I need to get out of this place
and land somewhere else
for a little while. 


Sunday, November 1, 2015

Dood! Big time thing happening

Don't forget to set your clocks back
so that you're no longer on 
daylight saving's time.
If you don't do this
rumor has it that 
someone will come by your house
and turn your doll head
into weird clock looking things.
It's true!

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