Thursday, March 31, 2016

3/31 - Sorry about that!

I totally spaced today's post. What the heck is that all about?

Tomorrow, creepsters, tomorrow.

Wednesday, March 30, 2016

When I'm feeling blue....

I totally don't think of you
my little trio
of blue demons
with ice cream swirls
on your heads.
Etsy Seller ArtAkimbo

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

It's been 2 months, folks

Know what makes this creepy?
Bitch has a skin condition on her nose?
Bitch has shifty as hell eyes? 
Bitch is generally salty?
Nope, bitch is smoking.

I quit 2 months ago. 
Share my joy with a creepy doll head. 


Sunday, March 27, 2016

Two things happening today

This guy has a birthday today. 
That's my baby brother, Mike. 


It's Creepy Doll Head
Easter Bunny Day!

Personal collection for brother.
No attribution for the bunny photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, March 22, 2016

Drop the mic

And say "werd"
Rappin in its simplest form
Attitude, sass
and separated limbs. 
What kind of madness is this?
Red eyed zombie I say. 

Friday, March 18, 2016

Curly top has a bone to drumpf with you.

You voted for who? 
Don't make me step outta here
and cut a bitch. seller jakim5 

Wednesday, March 16, 2016

Washing me down

Reminds me of hearing David Byrne singing:
Hug me, squeeze me, love me, tease me
Till I can't, till I can't, till I can't take no more of it
Take me to the water, drop me in the river
Push me in the water, drop me in the river
Washing me down, washing me down
Okay, it's not a river,
but she has been dropped
in the water. 


Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Ho doll

She's got her Miss Kitty eyebrows
to woo you
Her red lips
to glue you
to her face. 

eBay seller daytonarj

Monday, March 14, 2016

3.14 day

Joyce, our mascot-who-still-needs-a-name, has a new 'do 
and thought she'd present to you 
a lovely pie for today's 
creepy doll head entry.
Not too creepy, Joyce.

Want to get your own creepy doll head?

Sunday, March 13, 2016

Spring forward, bitches

Need we say more?
At least this baby is happy about it. 
We get an extra day this year.
We lose an hour.
As my nephew says, we are about even. 

Suzan Buckner on Flickr

Saturday, March 12, 2016

Pssst - Interested in a bracelet?

The finest gift
for the finest wrist
complete with ears
and sleepy eyes.
And who can resist that button nose.
Let's hope it doesn't drip on that fine ass wrist of yours.

Etsy seller LittleBubble

Friday, March 11, 2016

I've fallen and have no legs to get up

Ring around the rosy
pocket full of fricken posey
ashes, hole in chest
we all fall down. 
Where are my legs MFers?
Where are my goll dang legs? 
I need to get up so I can play some more.
Not nice, people.
Bring them back.


Thursday, March 10, 2016

Vee sing for you

Gaze into our empty eyes
let us sing for you
we will take you by surprise
when we sing for you
into space your mind will flow
if we sing for you
deep into madness you will go
because we sing for you.

Etsy seller CrazyOldLadyJC

Monday, March 7, 2016

Smiling gal

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
and so does my kitty.
A smile to start the work week.
Almost qualifies as creepy.

Sunday, March 6, 2016

Saturday, March 5, 2016

Fuh fuh, fuh fuh, fuh fun

Not quite sure what she's saying
but she's saying it with fork-ed teeth

Etsy seller HysteriaMachine

Friday, March 4, 2016

Duck and cover, sort of

Here we have the family
in the bunker out back
with the civil defense first aid kit
and little Joey on his sister's or mother's lap. 
It's hard to tell if that vixen in the foreground
is the missus or the gramma.
Mr. Man is feeling comfortable enough
to hang out in the nuke shelter in his robe. 
Where's your pipe, dad?

This family creeps me out. 

Remember kids, if you see a bright blinding light in the window, duck and get under your desks. 


Thursday, March 3, 2016

Naked Little Shop of Horrors

Open wide
The naked dentist will see you now
I said open wide!
How can he get in there to check things out if you don't let him in.
This one's a little too obscure
for even me. 

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

Creepy Doll Video

This guy has captured the creepy doll experience. Love his lyrics. Love his twisted sense of humor.

We bring to you Creepy Doll by Jonathan Coulton

Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Leap year's extra day?

We had an extra day?
I don't remember it. 
I do remember stopping by the pub
Getting a deep rub
Cutting hair to nub
Hey, where's my eye?

No more tequila, ever, ever, ever again.