Thursday, April 28, 2016

And now we travel home

Across the country we have been
And seen a lot of stuff
But this is one which hain't been seen
A half body just ain't enough.
Back to VA we go!

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Wednesday, April 27, 2016


In our travels
Especially through OK and TX
We saw a lot of bovine friends. 
This creepy head
Could have been made
On any of those ranches. 

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Tuesday, April 26, 2016


Travelin' across country, I am
From Phoenix to VA
Crossed the Continental Divide
And didn't fall in.
Lots of cracks and crevices in the land
In AZ and TX and OK
(Not to mention cows)
And so, to save face
We bring you this divided one.

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Saturday, April 23, 2016

Passover begins and so does my road trip

Thank goodness this is not my traveling companion.
Today begins a road trip from Phoenix, AZ
to Williamsburg, VA.
On the road with my creepy doll head, Joyce. 
Perhaps she will do a travelogue. 
Perhaps not.
Joyce - Personal collection

Friday, April 22, 2016

Love your mother

Earth Day
is a mirth day
not a dearth day
or a worth day.
Love your mother
treat her nicely
she'll give twicely
for your needs. 

Okay, it didn't rhyme very well
but Earth Day is a great reminder
of our need to take care of this rock 
we live on,
and that includes 
using stuff to make other stuff, 
like our little World Travel friend right here. 

Seasons In Carver

Thursday, April 21, 2016

The woods are full of surprises

She's what's on tube tonight. 
Wonder how she got in the box.
Is she dead? 
If not, why the flower?
Is Jensen the modern day Wilson? 

Atlas Obscura

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

She's a little teapot

Short and stout.
I don't think so.
This little bitty right here
looks like she's up to something
more sinister.
I think that round body and those great big hands
bode ill.
Trojan horse, anyone? 

Jazze Junque - photo no longer available on their site
but that's where it came from. 

Monday, April 18, 2016


I'm so pretty
oh so pretty.
Wait, no I'm not.
I wish I had a bagel. 
Or anything to eat.
Even as a waif with shitty hair
I had my makes up did. 

Sunday, April 17, 2016

Vroom vroom

Time to bust out the do rag
and mount the Harley. 
Ass, grass, or gas
nobody rides for free.
(Okay, I didn't make that last part up. Heard it in the 70s and it stuck with me.)

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Saturday, April 16, 2016

Friday, April 15, 2016

Hello, is it me you're looking for?

Nuff said. 

eBay - seller unknown
If it's you, let mw know
and attribution will
be yours.

Thursday, April 14, 2016

Creepy or weird?

Creepy clown is sad.

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Creepy or weird?

Creepy clown is sad.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Wednesday, April 13, 2016


It's a sad life
being added to a sidewalk
when it's being poured.
Kicked a lot.

Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Get my ass to the beauty shop, dammit

This girl is about to bless you out.
You can almost hear her forming the words in her head.
We're not going to repeat it here. 
It's way NSFW. 
And all because someone cut her hair
with the kitchen scissors. 
Annabeth on Instagram

Monday, April 11, 2016

Spring brings pollen and lawd

Ever had seasonal allergies
or sinus issues?
This is what your head feels like at best.
Claritin for everyone!
Scorpio1814 on Instagram

Sunday, April 10, 2016


Oooh says the dolly
as the bear bonks her head
this could be much worse
she surmises with dread
he could be using big knives
and I could be dead.

Saturday, April 9, 2016

I know you are, but what am I?

Did somebody say wish? 
Mecca lecca hi, mecca hiney ho
Mola mecca, hola mecca
hi, hi, hi. 


Friday, April 8, 2016

Let there be fruit!

Honeycrisp are out of season
but creepy heads
made out of apples
are always readily available. 

The Inspiration Grid

Wednesday, April 6, 2016

Tuesday, April 5, 2016

Why does the doll head smile

Does this brat even have teeth?
What's she got to smile about besides being creepy?
Her pigtails are flat.
Her bangs are missing on her left/our right.
Her body is missing in action.
And I don't see no damned eyelashes.
I'm not liking this kid.

Monday, April 4, 2016

What's happening in Denver?

A couple of doll heads here...

A few doll heads there.

Some artist in Denver has great taste
in our opinion.
Why not decorate a city
with creepy doll heads? 
Oh yeah. 


Sunday, April 3, 2016

Listen and hear a tale

There was a time, children
when the cell phone was but
a wet dream for the nerdiest of nerds.
On ever corner, stood a phone,
into which you fed a coin.
You never left home without a coin
in case you needed to make a call.
Now, children, 
we make creepy art out
of coin operated phone.
May you and your iPhone be well. 
RIP Pay Phone

Saturday, April 2, 2016

Another birthday or is it a wedding reception? Scroll for the creep.

This cute little feller, who happens to be my first born, with a toy turtle in his mouth is having a birthday today.
That's not creepy at all!

And these two kidlets are having a wedding reception today! 
That there's my daughter and her new husband.
That's not creepy either.

There you go. A very creepy doll head
surrounded by other creepy dolls and
doll parts. 
That's more like it!

Family - personal collection

Friday, April 1, 2016

Not so creepy, or is it?

A little April Fool's twist
The most expensive and beautiful
Barbies in the world. 
More in attribution link below.

The Richest