Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Creepmaster family birthday today

Yes, I have a husband. No, he's not a creepy doll. But today is his birthday, so I want to give him his props.

Happy birthday, Richard!


Today is his day. Tomorrow, back to the creep.

Sunday, May 29, 2016

With all this rain

All I want to do is sleep.
This doll has a better idea, though -
sleep and laugh at the same time.
That's all one can do 
with this wack-job weather. 

Vine.co

Saturday, May 28, 2016

Gender weird

Boy candy bars
held in place by girl chocolate.
I'm so confused.


Nave Gallery

Friday, May 27, 2016

Jarring, I say

Not sure what it is about doll heads and jars.
They do go well together.
This one fascinates me because there is no jar,
just this weird Mason jar lid type hat.
And the face is so smug.
I feel like this gal some days.
A jar tightly pulled over my head.

eBay

Thursday, May 26, 2016

Key word, doll head

I'm not sure about you
but I don't want this bitch
holding my keys 
and judging me 
everywhere I drive. 

eBay

Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Come again another day. On the other hand, don't.

Rain, rain, go away.
Really. Go away.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, May 24, 2016

That pre-wine face

You know the time
You want to have wine
But you only have grapes. 

So you make the best of things
and create a headpiece
that will blow your friends' minds. 

They'll offer you drugs
just because. 

Becoming Italian

Monday, May 23, 2016

Startin early

The outfit is a little modest
but this little lady
shows potential 
as a pole dancer. 

Craigslist
Orlando, FL

Sunday, May 22, 2016

Pinch my cheeks please

Ginger girl
with the squinty eyes
looks more crazed
than she does look wise.
Pinch her cheeks
and she'll punch you out
lookin all innocent
with her simple pout.

This girl scares the bejesus out of me. 

Craigslist
Detroit

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

Hi. I'd like to talk to you about your salvation.

I'm going to heaven.
Want to come with? 
I will lead you through acrid waters.
We can part the hills with garlic.
I know that of which I speak.
Come, come, come with me. 
You too can become a sanctimonious sack of shit. 


Craigslist
Orange County, CA

Tuesday, May 17, 2016

Snotty little bitch

As I see it, 
you are to be judged.
By me.
I feel the need to push my fancy 
upon you. 
And with that,
you may go now. 

Craigslist
Phoenix, AZ

Monday, May 16, 2016

High as a gosh darn kite

That time you smoked a joint
and it felt like you were floating.
Then your head felt detached. 
Yeah, that time. 

Craigslist
San Francisco

Sunday, May 15, 2016

Say what?

What the hell?
She said what?
Are you sure you heard it right?
Damn. I'm not sure I can deal.
Shady.
Becky?
Say what? 


eBay seller hctjbn

Saturday, May 14, 2016

It's nothing but a celestial happening

We got us a full moon out there, folks.
The people are going wild. 
Beware the shining orb!

Etsy seller kathysdollsandmore

Friday, May 13, 2016

Friday the 13th

It's Friday the 13th
and this little gal
is just hanging around
and seems
to have lost
her torso.
Bad luck indeed. 

Craigslist
Macon, GA

Thursday, May 12, 2016

And yes, I'm judging you

I know you know
you looked like that when you left the house.
Isn't that creative?


Craigslist
Huntsville, AL

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

I will never drink again

This is me
the day after.
It's almost not worth it
to tie one on
these days. 
Oh please, don't talk so loud!

Craigslist
Louisville, KY

Tuesday, May 10, 2016

The fire down below

How come she's not red on the head?
The fire crotch tells the tale. 

Craigslist
Sacramento, CA

Sunday, May 8, 2016

Yo, moms!

This is NOT how you want your mother
to look today. 
It's Mother's Day, creepsters. 
Treat that mom with some respect.
At least get her flowers!


Tumblr

Saturday, May 7, 2016

Prince would cry purple tears over this one

We've named her Thelma.
Her purple fabulosity
and lace galore, 
not to mention her hair,
put her on our creepy list for some reason.
Someone went to a lot of trouble
to turn this gal
into the queen of kitsch.

Craigslist Columbus, OH

Friday, May 6, 2016

Back to Craigslist - Bedroom eyes

Dahling, look into my eyes.
I shall vex you
and hex you
and drag you go my bedroom.
You have no control.
My eyes mesmerize, 
hypnotize,
tantalize.
Come...
come...
come with me. 

Craigslist Vancouver, Canada

Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Craigslist find!

This little lady
hasn't seen a hairdresser in years.
It's dreadlock 
before dreadlocks were cool.
Only, she has just one.
But she looks so damned happy!

Craigslist San Francisco Bay, CA

Tuesday, May 3, 2016

It's "What's on Craigslist" Time again!

Someone in Inland Empire, CA
thought saving clown heads was a good idea.
We do not agree. 
Hobo heads.
Sad clowns.
Just plain creepy. 

Craigslist, Inland Empire, CA