Thursday, June 30, 2016

I gets a boner just thinking about it

Summah!
Fishin!
It's here and I'm excited. 
(Yeah, it's not a doll head, but who cares?)

DumpADay

Tuesday, June 28, 2016

I'm cool, yeah, I'm cool

Gimme a sec.
Gotta light this butt somehow.
Hole in my head
and empty eyes.
You'd think I have enough going on already, right? 
No.
Now fucking light my snig before I hop over there and give you what for!


Flickr

Sunday, June 26, 2016

Amazing doll video that may blow you away



We couldn't figure out how to embed the video, but you have to take a look:

http://www.uarts.edu/studio-spotlight/animation/karl-staven-77556


Abandoned Dolls

Karl Staven
Faculty, Animation
Stop-motion dolls

Here's a sample photo from the video. It's 6 minutes that are worth your time, or just watch 1, or advance it at your leisure. Creepy indeed. 


Kudos to the folks who put this together. 

Thursday, June 23, 2016

Now for a little educational video

Dolls being made is almost as creepy to watch as the dolls themselves.



You're welcome!

Wednesday, June 22, 2016

What? What did I do?

Little feller
in the corner
wrapped up tight
to cause no harm.
Naked legs
and nothing under
jacket strait
so very creepy.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, June 21, 2016

You're making my head spin

The teddy bear knows how to handle this demon doll
Just be quiet
Ignore
and given the chance
walk away. 

Giphy

Sunday, June 19, 2016

NSFW - Happy Father's Day!

That should be a beer in his hand.
Other than that, a perfect Father's Day.
Okay, maybe a sandwich. 
Creepy nekkid dad. 
Yep, that's about right.

Instagram - freshvintageforsale

Saturday, June 18, 2016

Dancing machine

Upside down
boy you turn me
inside out
round and round. 

Full lyrics:

I said upside down
You're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Instinctively you give to me
The love that I need
I cherish the moments with you
Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheating
When no one makes me feel like you do

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

I know you got charm and appeal
You always play the field
I'm crazy you are mine
As long as the sun continues to shine
There's a place in my heart for you
That's the bottomline

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Instinctively you give to me
The love that I need
I cherish the moments with you
Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheating
But no one makes me feel like you do

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round
Upside down
Boy, you turn me
Inside out
And round and round

Upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
I see to thee respectfully

Upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me
I see to thee respectfully

I said a upside down you're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
Around and round you're turning me

Imgrum.net
Lyrics

Thursday, June 16, 2016

Jumble day! (Craigslist find)

They was rasslin
and started pulling 
parts off each other.
Now they're all jumbled up
and no one know who's who!
The victor,
the one in front,
looks confused as heck. 
Not sure I'd want 
to mess with these creepy dolls.

Craigslist
Carbondale, IL

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

Craigslist Find - Howdy folks!

Howdy. Here I am in Vancouver,
waving at my creepster friends.
Okay, I'm not really in Vancouver,
but sounds like a fun place to be.
Wonder how inundated it will become
if orange face combover guy becomes
the US prez. 
By the way,
this here's a purty
version
of a creepy doll head. 


Craigslist
Vancouver, Canada

Monday, June 13, 2016

We see the future. Do you?


This unfortunate dahlin
is going to grow up to be
the drag queen version of
Tammy Faye Bakker.
Don't believe me?
Take a look:

I miss that woman. She'd be doing makeup tutorials on YouTube. You know she would. 

No attribution for the doll photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Sunday, June 12, 2016

You're gonna get it

This young lady
has had enough of your gruff
enough of your stuff
enough of your fluff. 
Back the heck off
is what I read on her face.
She looks like she 
could inflict some serious damage. 
After which, she'd dance the Charleston. 



You're welcome. 
Tudointeressante

Saturday, June 11, 2016

The Anti Psycho

Hey!
I'm trying to take a shower here. 
What?
Yeah, I'm just hanging around. 
Huh?
Whatever, I'm gonna shower now. Go away.

Pictaram

Friday, June 10, 2016

ICWYDT

I see what you did there.
You can't pull the wool over these
all seeing eyes. 
Oh yes, I smile,
but don't be turning your back on me again. 
Ain't I a stinker? 

Pictaram

Thursday, June 9, 2016

Wednesday, June 8, 2016

Annoying

Up dog.
What?
Up dog.
What?
Up dog!
What's up dog? 

Did we get you?
This guy didn't get it and he paid a dear price.
His torso was what was up, dog. 

We Love Garbage

Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Waving hola from the kitchen

Hi.
I smile.
As you can see, I do not clean. 
I could care less about clean.
As long as my microbangs are on fleek.
Of course, one of my eyebrows has lost its fleek.
But that's okay.
I smile. 

Craigslist - Toledo, OH

Monday, June 6, 2016

Porcine party!

We're not sure what to say about this one
But how can you pass up a photo of pigs?
Lots of pigs
Pigs on top of pigs
Pigs behind pigs
Pigs under pigs.
The pig obsession is strong with this one. 

Pinterest

Sunday, June 5, 2016

So that's what's under there

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair
No really
He had no hair
No skin
And somehow became encased in plastic. 
Weird. 


Tumblr

Friday, June 3, 2016

Don't feel like cooking


It's time to order pizza
but this one has a face
makes me not want to eat its goodness
but you know what?
I'm gonna eat it anyway.
I live to hear it scream. 

DuncanDay

Thursday, June 2, 2016

Down the aisle

Here comes the bride
hooked to her groom
Soon to be wedded
then off to their room.

Ah, June.
The month of weddings. 


Huffington Post

Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Welcome to June

May was a bitch, I tell ya.
I don't know whether to drink
or have another bowl of cereal.
Either way, this cream puff
will hold me up.
I think.


No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.