Wednesday, July 27, 2016

1960s terror doll

They called her Thumbalina
But to me, she looks a bit evil,
like she wants to wipe that smirk
right off your face. 
Her hand is saying "hold up,
lemme get a good aim."

VintageOldDolls.com

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Ain't no Ali, but of the 60s for sure

Put em up
put em up
then pull my pants up.
That sideways glance makes me wonder.
And don't you think he needs some unkies? 

Hey, gimme a break.
My birthday was yesterday.
Still shaking my head at my age. 

DollReference.com

Monday, July 25, 2016

Who's getting older and a wee bit plumper?

Barbie's putting some years on
needing that old timey long line girdle.
Oh wait, so am I.
I am not admitting how old I am,
but I add one year to my age today. 

Now that's creepy.

Judgment of Paris

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Another 60s weirdo

This creepy little shit was named Bobby.
He's not like any Bobby I've ever seen before.
I suspect he grew up and competed in Drag Race. 
If not, my gaydar is way off. 
The shoes, the lipstick, the stereotypical wrists. 


DollReference.com

Saturday, July 23, 2016

It's the 60s, all over again

I see what you did there. 
And don't you forget it.

I'm a child of the 60s. It's gonna be my birthday soon.
So, time for some 1960s creepy doll heads. Oh yeah.

This one was named Giggles, if you can believe it. 
She looks downright murderous. 

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Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Happy birthday Tom and Allison, Creepy Doll Head Style

Weird little dolls
representing my wonderful twins,
Tom and Allison, 
who have a birthday today. 
Wonder what they're looking at
and if they're saying "oooooh."

Oh yeah, happy birthday Brian!

MyArtsDesire
Personal Collection

Tuesday, July 19, 2016

Hans and Franz, part II

A lovely
juxtaposition - 
flowers and a painted
He-Man thingie. 


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Monday, July 18, 2016

Han and Franz at work

They wanted to 
pump
her
up. 


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Sunday, July 17, 2016

Jewelry thoughts

What is the dividing line
between rocking jewelry
and eyeballs hanging
out of their sockets? 

We don't know either. 

TheWildThingIowa

Saturday, July 16, 2016

Beach time!

Hey baby,
let's get buried in the sand. 
What do you say?
Just another day at the beach.


Tumblr/Only Old Photography

Friday, July 15, 2016

Little feet do big things!

Not too many of us flexible
enough to pick they boogies
with they toes!

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Thursday, July 14, 2016

Tuesday, July 12, 2016

When good girls go bad (NSFW?)

See?
Cigarettes are bad.
First you smoke, 
then it's straight to anal.
Don't smoke, kids.
Let this be a lesson for you. 

Pictaram - No attribution for poster, though.
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Monday, July 11, 2016

Get her off The View, dammit

This is what Raven Symone wishes she looked like.
Classy colorful hair.
Eyebrows on fleek.
Instead, we get this
and a big mouth
with no substance 
on The View.

Uh oh.
Was that editorializing? 
Yeah, well.


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Raven - DailyMail

Sunday, July 10, 2016

Red me, baby!

Went to the beach
and got a burn
laying out
forgot to turn. 
Yay!
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Saturday, July 9, 2016

I'm looking through you

Where did you go?
I thought I knew you.
What did I know?
You don't look different
But you have changed.
And that's the truth. Pffft.

Imgrum

Thursday, July 7, 2016

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Mail from some flounder?

I got a package today and 
this little jewel was in the box.
A beautiful,
gorgeous,
china doll head cup. 
She now lives on my shelf
of oddities. 

Thank you, Jan!

Monday, July 4, 2016

July 4th is upon us!

This lovely patriot
wishes you a beautiful
Fourth of July celebration.

If we can be half as happy as she is, 
we're doing something right!

BoyHowdie.com

Sunday, July 3, 2016

And this is what we'll wear to the fireworks

Add a pair of flag fabric hot pants
and the outfit is complete.
Ever the patriotic fashion plate!

Kitschy Living

Saturday, July 2, 2016

Late to the prom

The big 4th of July dance is tonight.
Can y'all help me find my body?
And my clothes?
And my hair?
Aww, fuck it.
I'll just be a creepy doll head in the woods
with one shoe on and the other shoe off. 

John Clinock Art

Friday, July 1, 2016

Almost hot dog time!

Look into my eyes.
USA has a birthday coming up.
You must celebrate.
I command thee.
Almost time
to blow up shit
and eat hot dogs. 

Imgrum.net/cupcakesandart