Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Parts be stuck

The eyeless expression
seems to say
something weird
about missing a torso and arms,
don't you think? 


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Tuesday, August 30, 2016

Sunday, August 28, 2016

Fashion Week, lingerie edition, part 2

Smiling tits
That's what the world needs.
So fly your cami/bustier proudly
The world needs happy tatas.


Kitschy Living

Saturday, August 27, 2016

Fashion Week - footwear edition

When dressing to the nines, 
one cannot forget footwear. 
Boots are the season's trend.
You can carry that other thing with you
to complete the look. 

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Friday, August 26, 2016

Fashion Week, the lingerie edition

Elvis or baby doll head and legs?
It's hard to tell with the distraction
of the bra placement
and cute little mole 
beneath. 
As Mojo Nixon sang:
Elvis is everywhere
Elvis is everything
Elvis is everybody
Elvis is still the king


Bexcision

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Fashion Week - full body armor

Why have one doll part
when you can have a full body
of bodies? 
The mask makes the ensemble. 

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Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Fashion Week, The runway continues

She glides down the aisle
in a skirt that can sashay 
from side to side
and sound like a 
trash can
at a plastics factory.
Who wouldn't want a skirt of legs? 

Behance

Monday, August 22, 2016

Fashion Week, another hat, another day

We've known for decades
that Barbie was a slut
and here she is at her finest
showing all her naughty bits
in this one of a kind
hat for the noveau riche. 

Tuesday Blouse

Sunday, August 21, 2016

It's Fashion Week Somewhere!

Did you know you could wear dolls?
Well you can.
And we're here to prove it.
Fashion Week at CreepyDollHeads.com.
You're welcome.

Isn't she lovely,
with her hat fashioned from
Barbie legs,
along with a bow in the back. 
We could all take a lesson
in what to wear
this season. 

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Saturday, August 20, 2016

Craft of the day

Okay, everyone.
Today, we're going to learn to crochet.
Needle, needle, needle, 
cover the moss,
add a creepy doll head,
sell on Etsy. 

CrochetConcupiscence

Thursday, August 18, 2016

You mean nothing to me

If I could look down on you any more than I do,
I would.
Be gone from my line of vision!

Buffalo Sisters

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

I smile and yet I shouldn't

We've been focusing
on dolls and doll heads 
that leave us speechless.
This kid is happy as a clam, 
dirty as hell everywhere but the bod,
and legless.
What does she have to smile about?
Is that belly button looking at me?
Why would you photograph this? 
Never ending questions.

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Monday, August 15, 2016

Not sure what to say

Baffled
surprised
looking like a hairdresser
is about to do something weird.
And she has no arms
to defend herself.
Run, little baby doll, run!

Craigslist - Ventura

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Multitasking?

This here's how you do it.
Multitasking
as a 2-headed thing,
makes me want
to cry and scream.

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Saturday, August 13, 2016

And just like that - clock weekish is done

Okay, so it wasn't a whole week.
Shoot me.
I'm making up for lost time. 
A golden beauty
with shoots of green hair
tells the time
even when no one is there. 

You're welcome!

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Friday, August 12, 2016

Hey kids! What time is it?

This is one of those newfangled clocks
with no numbers on it.
Looks like 20 past right ear.

Kitschy Living

Thursday, August 11, 2016

And a flower in her hair, whoo hoo!

Ghost eyes
Boingy heart
Clocky bod
And whatever the hell that is in her mouth.
They all add up to someone's idea of sculpture
and my idea of creepy. 

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Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Bonus Post - Creepy Doll Heads in the News

From time to time, we run across news stories that have to do with creepy doll heads, and we're going to share. You're welcome.

SEATTLE -- The site for the Pike Place MarketFront on Western Avenue is in full construction-mode, but there have been a few discoveries along the way since its 2015 groundbreaking....click for full story

And yes, they found doll heads.

Nobody puts baby in the corner

But they sure as hell 
put baby in the clock.
Little lady looks 
either pissed,
scared,
vengeful, 
or who knows what.
I know I wouldn't want to be stuck in time. 
Petitit.me

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

Tick frickin tock

We all love the baby
or so the label says.
My question is
WTF is a measuring tape
doing wrapped around his neck?
Is that why his cheeks are turning red?
Is he even a he? 
Time flies.
At least this time does.
Clock has weird wings. 

Monday, August 8, 2016

Slacking!

I've been a creepy doll head slacker. I think I'm back in the game now. Let's look at some weird ass clocks, shall we?

What have we here?
Which is the little hand and which is the big hand?
Matters not.
Creepy baby head will tell you
when it's time to get up. 

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