Monday, October 31, 2016

Happy Halloween Creepsters

Go out and have some fun
be frightful and delightful
be scary and be wary
the spooks are out
and it's time to shout
so Happy Halloween


Sunday, October 30, 2016

Last minute decorations

String these in your living room
and let the creep begin. 
Halloween parties are ever the best. 

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Saturday, October 29, 2016

Tip o'the hat

There's no doubt 
where this cracked faced cutie
has her head tonight.
She's ready for the party this weekend
and for trickin and treatin in a couple days.
Get your hats together, Creepsters

Hop Hop Jingle Boo

Friday, October 28, 2016

Eye see your neck and raise you a devil's head

There's not much to say
about this slime covered young lady.
It appears she's being choked
by the devil himself
with an eye toward
creepy crap pouring down here face. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, October 27, 2016

Ain't no Casper up in here

A ghoulish ghost
in dolly form
will scare you good
and make fear swarm.
Pleasant dreams, Creepsters. 


Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Hail to me!

This little brat
seems kind of demanding, 
even for a demon
with no eyes.
Fangs a lot, kid.

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, October 25, 2016

Creepmaster's surgery

Your creepmaster is having surgery today. 
Send creepy thoughts
that the knee revision
goes creeptacularly well!

Pinterest via Etsy

Monday, October 24, 2016

Everybody loves a clown, right?

She's on your steps
looking evilly fine
waiting to trip you
and break up your spine.
Trick or Treat!


Sunday, October 23, 2016

All that's missing is the knife

Queue the scary music,
this harlequin
is going to stab you in your 
If only she had a knife.

Bohemia Valhalla

Saturday, October 22, 2016

It's a trick

There's no way in hades
we'd stop for a yard sale
announced by a creepy doll.
We think it's a Halloween trick
and definitely not a treat. 

Tosh.0 Blog

Friday, October 21, 2016

A little wound up

Is it Halloween yet?
I'm ready to go trick or treating!
I'm dressed up as a roll
of electrical wire.
I may have discovered
the newest thing
 in corsets and waist trainers!
Damned stuff caused some serious damage to my face!

Flickr - Ali Johnson Photography

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Oil of Olay, where are you?

Poor little boo boo head
a little dry skin
and she's ready
for Halloween every day. 

eBay seller peritalex

Wednesday, October 19, 2016

Oh no you don't.

"We represent the lollipop guild"

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Tuesday, October 18, 2016

Smell my feet

I do not think
I want to trick or treat here. 

Etsy seller TheHeebieJeebiez

Monday, October 17, 2016

Ahead of the crowd

She got her nails did,
put on a touch of lipstick,
and then decided
since it was a Halloween party,
she'd just take off her head altogether. 
Better to have a head in your lap
than to have no head at all.

Doll Asylum

Sunday, October 16, 2016

If she only had a brain

I need a damned heart.
Give me a heart
or I will throw
my cowardly black cat at you.
Don't make me call 
the Wicked Witch of the West's 
winged monkeys. 

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Saturday, October 15, 2016

She's got legs, oh wait, no she doesn't.

Barbie isn't gonna be running
away from this apocalypse. 
She IS the apocalypse. 
Happy Halloween Barbie lovers. 

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Friday, October 14, 2016

Come in, we'll have tea

Yes, my dearies,
we will have tea and biscuits.
No, I see nothing in your cup.
There's no doll head in your cup.
You're hallucinating, dearie. 
Drink up!


Thursday, October 13, 2016

Sometimes, a little makeup is all you need

A little concealer here, 
a little foundation there, 
and this creepy doll head
will be ready for the ball.
Or is she ready already?
Her Halloween look
has us mesmerized. 
I think I want her lashes. 
You're welcome, creepsters. 

(Though this photo is no longer available on their site.)

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Little Miss Unfortunate Muffett

Spiders. They're everywhere in the fall.
This little ginger gal got a little too close
to the web spinner and 
now she's a delicious
Halloween snack. 
Her eyes say it all. 
Make one of your own!

Tuesday, October 11, 2016

She's got legs

My daughter hates spiders
but she loves Halloween.
Perhaps this is a spider
she can encounter
and not freak out.
But then again,
this here is one creepy spider.
Sweet dreams, creepsters. 

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Monday, October 10, 2016

What lies beneath

Remove the Halloween mask
and reveal the creepy doll head within.
I wonder if we all have one. 

Power of H

Sunday, October 9, 2016

It's getting hot in here

Baby's got a glow about her, 
possibly an evil spirit afire. 
This gal is not
one you want to meet
on Halloween night
or any other night for that matter. 

The Wild Thing Iowa

Saturday, October 8, 2016

Rat fink

We're not sure how Ken got into this predicament.
It could be his Halloween costume,
or it could just be some sick weird rat fantasy.
Regardless, he's creeping us out. 

Etsy seller VitiArt

Friday, October 7, 2016

Demons and dolls

Don't open the box
it's close to Halloween
and you never know 
what's going to happen!


Thursday, October 6, 2016

No bones about it

Creepy little scary doll
Gives me pirate vibes
for Halloween
she makes me scream
let's hope she's alone in her tribe.

Accrington Observer

Wednesday, October 5, 2016

Tuesday, October 4, 2016

Snackey cake

Looks like a dessert
worthy of a Halloween creepster. 
Poor baby, though.


Monday, October 3, 2016

Billion dollar baby

That's not Alice Cooper
But the creepy baby
leads me to believe
it could be.
I'm not sure I even want to know
what's going on here. 

Thanks to Lee S!

Sunday, October 2, 2016

Resting bitch face

The color of blood
is on her lips
but her eyes
tell her empty tale.
Wouldn't you like this doll
watching you in the night? 

Redesign Report - DIY Halloween

Saturday, October 1, 2016

A month of spooktacular

When you see faces
glowing on the wall
you know the time is near.
Halloween is coming soon
and creepy dolls you'll fear.
Welcome, Creepsters
to Halloween Month

Instructions for making your own! Craftster