Wednesday, November 30, 2016

Wondering what to do with leftovers?

This has just about everything
and it's all in Jell-O!

Check the site where I got this jewel -

Keep an eye out. December is Christmas and other winter holiday month.

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Time to prepare! Christmas and stuff

Christmas is around the corner
and this is about the creepiest
ornament we have ever seen.
You're welcome!

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Sunday, November 27, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Moving on

Thanksgiving is behind us, but
there are lots of holidaze yet to come.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

Watch this space for a mess of inappropriate winter yet to come!

Georgia State Signal

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Happy fun play time

I loved when my mom's McCall's magazine would arrive.
I'd flip to the back and see if there were Betsy McCall paper dolls.
And here ya go, a happy Thanksgiving one!
Not weird, but nostalgic. 
Sue me ;)
If you click the attribution link,
there really are paper dolls to 
print and play with. 
Whoo hoo!


Thursday, November 24, 2016

Traditions don't change - Even on Turkey Day

Even the ghoulish celebrate Thanksgiving.

A throwback image
from 2015.

We wish you a very thankful 

Reflect and share time with loved ones.

And tell them about!

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Pie time!

Not really pie time,
but won't be long.
This creepy little guy
with pumpkin colored hair
is ready to pick and help bake. 

Planet of the Dolls (Really cool site!)

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Unkie time!

I'm not even sure what a trig is, but hey,
if it's good for a turkey, man, and a boy,
it's good enough for me.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.
I think the watermark is, but it comes up as an unknown site.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Let's dance!

Okay, maybe she's not going to dance,
but the alternatives that come to mind
are just plain gross. 

What About Bobbed

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - One of our faves

We've brought you this little lady for three years now.
She says it all in the world of
creepy doll heads
and poultry.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Yes, ma'am, a yam

She loves her potatoes,
sweet potatoes, white, red, yellow,
she loves her potatoes. 
And Thanksgiving,
oh Thanksgiving,
she will be sated,
in more ways than one. 


Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Rockin the hat!

Everyone should have a turkey hat.
Thanksgiving will never be the same
if we all rock this fashion. 

Erin Sylvania

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Monday, November 14, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Oh nuts

I thought these little buggahs
were supposed to be collecting acorns, 
but noooo, they're here to join
your Thanksgiving meal. 


Sunday, November 13, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Awwww

Where's the burnt toast? 
It's not Thanksgiving
without a Peanuts special.
Thank you, Charles Schulz

Saturday, November 12, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Fashion advice time

No kitchen is complete on Thanksgiving
without a man and his buttery
turkey body. 
The pop-up thermometer is a nice touch. 
Not gonna even think what that baster is for. 
Get your mind out of the gutter.
I'm just saying there are pats of butter on the turkey already.
And he's gonna baste it too? 


Friday, November 11, 2016

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Vote, Daggumit!

The real turkeys:
We are not going to advise you about which turkey to vote for, 
but we do encourage you to go and vote.
They do look cute, don't they?

Greenberg Art

Monday, November 7, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Gotta have a doll head, right?

Roasted turkey, a hat,
a doll head and weird eyes,
Thanksgiving dinner's almost ready
Under the foil
is another surprise.
I don't think I want to know what it is.

Fright Props

Sunday, November 6, 2016

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Hey, you!

As a public service to you,
I speak for all turkeys when I say .... 
We are not delicious.
We make shitty sandwiches.
Bready things cooked in our cavity suck.
And well, our gravy is the worst. 
Carry on.

The Freak Geek

Friday, November 4, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Decorating Time!

An inflatable turkey,
a tank of helium,
people who like to talk in high voices, 
oh wait, the helium is for the turkey,
and you have a Thanksgiving party!

Thursday, November 3, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving - Jabba the Turkey

I'm so going to do this with my turkey this year.
Who doesn't want a big 
ole Jabba in their kitchen? 
Wanna come to our house
and be creeped out? 


Wednesday, November 2, 2016

Weird Thanksgiving month begins

We were going to take a break right about now, having had surgery on 10/25, but what the heck, it's time for weird Thanksgiving chit instead. Laughter is the best healer, so let's laugh my knee back to health and get me walking another 8K in a year!

On with the mayhem.

We've seen cakes.
We've seen pretty cakes, ugly cakes, character cakes,
holy cow! cakes, but this one takes the cake.
Who wouldn't want this work of art
on their Thanksgiving dessert table? 

History Maniac Megan

Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Time to breathe a bit and prep for some noncreepy holidays

Okay, Halloween is over
and the neighbors have a lot of 
work to do cleaning up
the mess y'all made
in their yards. 
Start buying your toilet paper
for next year now. It's always on sale. 

Gremlin Dog