Saturday, December 31, 2016

Be careful out there revelers!

Okay kids, you may be needing
Santa's little helper in the morning.
We hope you look happer
than Santa does. 

Need we say more?
(Think Uber, Lyft, and designated drivers.)

Denise Bledsoe
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Friday, December 30, 2016

Well guys....

You need to celebrate
the passing of 2016.
It has sucked mightily.
We wish a beautiful and happy 2017 to everyone out there.
But please, keep your head out of the pot.
Drink safely!
And please, make sure your shoes match. 

Pilfered Casketwares

Thursday, December 29, 2016

Everybody say hey.... hey! Oh.... oh! Now SCREAM!

Little man wants to dance!
DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince - 
would ya make it happen already!
Ready to party yet?
Get your groove on
and get ready for New Year's Eve.





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Wednesday, December 28, 2016

Hat day!

Do you love your hat
like she loves her hat?
You should.
This is part of her NYE party ensemble. 
Sartorially, I'd say she's ready.
But it is a tad creepy.

Crochet Concupisence

Tuesday, December 27, 2016

I see, I see....

And was Santa Fly good to you, my pretties.
This guy cracks me up. 
Hope you've had a good Christmas.
Now we move on to a new year,
and who knows what. 

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Monday, December 26, 2016

Kwanzaa begins

Kwanzaa begins
as Santa takes his leave.
Did we know 
the two holidays
were related? 
Black Doll Collecting

Sunday, December 25, 2016

Saturday, December 24, 2016

It's not just Christmas eve - Hanukkah begins

Yep, it's not just
ugly Christmas sweater time.
Hanukkah begins! 
Sing along with me, will you?

I have a little dreidel
I made it out of clay
And when it’s dry and ready
Oh dreidel, I shall play

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of clay
And when you’re dry and ready
Oh Dreidel we shall play

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of wood
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you when I could

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of glass
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you on the grass

Oh, dreidel, dreidel, dreidel
I made you out of gold
And when you are all ready
I’ll play you in the cold


Guest of a Guest 
More sweaters at the link!

Friday, December 23, 2016

Sad Santa

Sad Santa is sad.  


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Thursday, December 22, 2016

Creepy ornament, again!

This ornament caught our eye
we're not sure why
cause she's not shy
with a tree on her head. 

Etsy seller JeanKnee

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

It's upon us - Winter solstice

 
The solstice (i.e., the shortest day of the year) is here. 
Celebrate the nature of it all
and get back to Christmas
tomorrow.  

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Tuesday, December 20, 2016

Godwin's law of Christmas (definitely not in good taste)

The first one to sink to comparison of
Nazis in a current internet conversation
wins.
Goes for Christmas too, 
right? 

Oddee.com

Monday, December 19, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 7

A creepier Santa
we have not yet found
hang it on  your tree
or stomp it on the ground.

Pinterest

Sunday, December 18, 2016

Did Justin really sing this? Yes he did!

 
1, cut a hole in a box 
2, put your junk in that box 
3, make her open the box 
And that's the way you do it

Smosh.com
Lyrics

Saturday, December 17, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 6

And if one ornament wasn't enough, 
here's a whole grouping of them.
Makes me want to 
break out my glue gun. 

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Friday, December 16, 2016

Lovely little table topper

A piece of this here,
a piece of that there,
a doll head and arms on the top, 
and you have one amazing tree!
Sorta.
Is there anything
creepy doll heads
can't do?


Junk Market Style

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 5

Okay, this ornament is about to freak me out.
Santa is wearing pink and red lipstick,
and his eyes are about to 
make me scream in 
not a good way.

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Wednesday, December 14, 2016

Sad eye Christmas girl

You'd be sad eyed too
if you were stuck in a jar
for the holidays. 

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Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 4

It's pink.
It's chenille.
It's a doll head in a weird hat. 
Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
Happy very odd Christmas. 


Ebay seller mister_nostalgia 

Monday, December 12, 2016

Christmas nom nom nom

Gonna eat a candy cane
after I dye my hair green.
Gonna be the best Christmas
that you have ever seen!

Cmundybutter via Ingrum.net

Sunday, December 11, 2016

You're a mean one....

For the grinchiest Christmas of all,
you gotta start early. 


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Saturday, December 10, 2016

Bad, baby, bad!

This baby got the memo all wrong.
Worship the Jesus,
don't eat the Jesus.
Very anti-Christmasy, baby! 

Flickrhivemind.net

Friday, December 9, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 3

Who knew there were so many
creepy doll head Christmas ornaments? 
Here's another one for your tree.
Her empty eyes are pretty 
frightening, don't you think?

Antiques Navigator

Thursday, December 8, 2016

Big boot. Fluffy angel.

What a lovely little angel
sitting on the mantle
ready to sing for supper
or something of that sort.
Not sure if she's creepy or not, though. 
Weird.


Wednesday, December 7, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 2

There's something creepily charming 
about this extremely odd looking
doll ornament. 
Very festive. 


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Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Public Service Announcement

Hey shoppers.
Don't do like this Don't Bee did.
Do Bee a Do Bee
and don't forget the baby
in the car while you shop!
What kind of Christmas would you have
if you forgot your baby? Sheesh. 

Pictaram

Monday, December 5, 2016

Creepy Christmas Ornament Take 1

This doll is not going 
to have a very good Christmas.
But, the good news is,
she's ready to hang on your tree,
if you're the creepy doll head type. 

Sunday, December 4, 2016

Craft time!

Take a doll part here
and a doll head there, 
add some fluff and lights, 
and call it a wreath!


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Saturday, December 3, 2016

Christmas Soup?


She kind of reminds me
of a Campbell's Soup doll.
Festive, though. Let's kick this chit off.
Holiday time!


Friday, December 2, 2016

Totally not getting hung on my tree

We know they're supposed to be cute,
but these ornaments creep us out
in the worst way.
Who thought this was a good idea? 

Etsy seller ButtonBroker

Thursday, December 1, 2016

Do we really want this?

I mean really.
Do we want to invite this guy
into our homes? 
Well here we go!
Time to kick off the Christmas season creepsters. 


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