Friday, March 24, 2017

The end

Creepy doll heads are everywhere. Thrift stores, your closets and attics, in the arms of children and adults alike, the dump, just everywhere. Go and have fun finding them.

The story here is now told. Feel free to breeze through the archives. I won't be taking them down. There won't be any new stuff, though. If there is, it'll be super sporadic.

It started with a picture of a doll head in a bird cage and blossomed from there.

If you're interested in taking over, feel free to let me know and I'll set you up as an admin. As for me, I'm gonna go take a walk.

Yours in creepy doll headedness,

Donna

Monday, March 20, 2017

Spring is sprunging

Sure sign of spring -
a creepy doll head
in a bird's nest.
Enjoy the warming weather, creepsters



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Sunday, March 19, 2017

Hokey smokes!

Bright eyed, they said.
Bushy tailed, they said.
Creeps the f* out of you, they didn't say!


Gizmodo.com.au

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Burn that toe backie!



When you quit smoking, the only thing you can think about is SMOKING! 
 This little one is doing it right. 
 Cuppa Joe and a butt. 
And lookie there, she's topless to boot.
Wait, she's too young!

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Wednesday, March 15, 2017

Holy nekkid menz, Batman!

We'd wager to guess
that these guys are all models.
Yeah, that's it. 

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Monday, March 13, 2017

Trending now....

..... cat eye glasses. 
Get a pair.
Don't be square. 

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Sunday, March 12, 2017

Dahlings

Every time I want to light up,
I think of how gauche
it makes me look to smoke.
This gal needs a really long 
cigarette holder from the 40s or 50s,
and just a tad bit more attitude,
don't you think? 

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Saturday, March 11, 2017

Spring forward, bitches, and a personal note

Trouble ahead, or maybe just a lot of fun! 
There's a full moon tonight.....
......and it's also time to set your clocks forward later tonight. 
Probably most important though is this one.
See this smoking doll?
Well, that's not me anymore.
I quit. 
I'm on day 5 and feeling like I've got this.
I ain't gonna get cocky, though. 
It's a process and I'm proceeding.
Wish me strength over the next few weeks while I build up resolve and shit. 


Moon - Radhika's Reflection
DST - Time Magazine
Doll - Old Time Bay St. Louis

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Something's afoot

Resident Rump said he
grabbed em by the pussy.
Our little net head here
grabs em by the tits. 
Quite a feat. 
(get it? feat? har-dee-har-har)


Instalgia.com

Tuesday, March 7, 2017

You want me to what?

Sweep it your damned self, bitch. 
I ain't nobody's Cinderella.

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Monday, March 6, 2017

Sometimes, they just wanna talk

This doll looks like it has something to say.
Wonder if it's about that mini-Trump wig on its head?
Wonder if it's about the maximum rouge treatment?
Wonder if it's about the mini eyebrows?
Such an odd looking doll head. 

Ruby Lane

Sunday, March 5, 2017

Permanent doll love

That there's true doll devotion.
Big ole creepy doll eyes
tatted forever. 
Art's art, right? 

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Saturday, March 4, 2017

Just a reminder

We welcome your submissions.
If you come across a creepy doll, doll head,
or just something weird, feel free to contact us!
We always post a credit for each photo we use unless we can't find one. 
As always, if a photo is yours and you'd like it removed
or would like citation given for same, just let us know.
A lot of what we post comes from you. 


Flickr

Friday, March 3, 2017

So very broken

And not looking too happy about it. 
This looks like something my dog would do to an innocent bystanding doll. 


Doll Epic

Thursday, March 2, 2017

What's for dinner?

Spaghetti and doll parts.
The heat underneath this pot
looks like it's super hot.
Wonder if she's gonna get
unnoodled before
it's too late?

Ali Johnson Photography

Wednesday, March 1, 2017

Smug sumbich

Sometimes, you see a face you just wanna punch.
This smug bastid has us seeing slaps a'flyin'
but we're not sure why.
Cherub cheeks?
Flaring nostrils?
Pink lips?
If it speaks, we'll tell it to shaddup. 

eBay seller blarneyhouse

Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Mardi Gras!

Think of this face
next time you have a piece
of a king cake. 
You really want that 
on your conscience? 

WWNO.org

Monday, February 27, 2017

Sunday, February 26, 2017

A little snip here and a little snip there

So, I was trying to make one of those
"I keel you" puppets, and everything
went completely awry. 
Poor Barbie was
the loser. 
And I still didn't have my puppet. 

Confessions of a Project-Aholic

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Drugs are bad, mmm kay?

Take a little sniff, they said.
It'll be fine, they said.
Then my head and hands flew off.
No more glue for me!

Etsy - Vintage Lost but Found

Friday, February 24, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Yellow nightmare

This is a real mascot
for Lemonhead candy.
I will never eat one again.
I'm sure nightmares would ensue.
(On reading more about this thing
on the interwebz, I'm even
more creeped out.)

Bustle.com

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Don't mess with me

This kid's face says to me
that he will fuck you up
if you mention his freckles
and eyeliner.
Go ahead.
I dare you. 

eBay seller kapgoods

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Friday, February 10, 2017

Not to get too political....

We'll just leave this right here.
Remind  you of anyone? 
Pins in the ass work for me. 
Godwin's Law is in full effect with this post. 
You're welcome. 

Kitschy Living

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Moo

This has to be
the creepiest damned cow
we've ever seen.
And to think,
it's a plush toy
for kids!
The shit of which nightmares are made. 

World of Kitsch

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Play me

I'm so lonely
living in a xylophone 
so please
play with me. 
I want to smile again. 
I want to clap again. 
Xylo-baby problems. 

Artsy on Etsy

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Monday, February 6, 2017

Distress or dreamy?

We're not sure if he's upset that his team 
didn't win or if he's 
simply striking an ever so dreamy pose. 
Look away, young man, look away. 

Planet of the Dolls

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Thursday, February 2, 2017

6 more or less weeks of winter?

Not sure it's a groundhog
and not sure if it can see its shadow,
but are every sure it can see its behind
and wave hello from your neck of the woods. 

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Wednesday, February 1, 2017

I'll take mine wrapped to go

She looks sleepy,
but I'd say she's just keeping her eyes closed
to keep the smell of the fish
that was wrapped in that paper
out of her psyche. 

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Monday, January 30, 2017

Sunday, January 29, 2017

The eyes have it

Wait, how can the eyes have it
when it's obvious that 
someone has the eyes? 

Etsy seller sevenbc

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Ach du lieber!

Vat has he seen
that cannot be unseen?
Vat in the verld? 
I do not vant to know.

Theriaults

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Smoky eyelashes

Yes, the smoky eye is the trend,
but we posit that the smoky eyelash 
is the next big thing.
Don't forget to glue a bow to  your head. 


eBay seller wickedcutedelights

Monday, January 23, 2017

Is it close to spring yet?

With all the green
surrounding this
unfortunate faced gal,
it is either closing in on spring
or she's underwater covered in algae. 


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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Eeep! Food Network gone awry

I'm not sure if someone pissed off
Anne Burrell or Guy Douch Face Fieri,
but which ever one this is, 
Food Network better watch out. 


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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Hey, a happy voter!

It's a done deal. DJT is prez.
At least one person is singing his praises. 


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Friday, January 20, 2017

Oh nos!

This is really happening. 

No words 

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Thursday, January 19, 2017

And then it was Winnie's birthday


A special calico
for a special sister
who's having a birthday
today.
Not too creepy,
but that's okay.
Happy birthday, Winnie!


Ruffings