Monday, January 30, 2017

Sunday, January 29, 2017

The eyes have it

Wait, how can the eyes have it
when it's obvious that 
someone has the eyes? 

Etsy seller sevenbc

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Ach du lieber!

Vat has he seen
that cannot be unseen?
Vat in the verld? 
I do not vant to know.

Theriaults

Wednesday, January 25, 2017

Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Smoky eyelashes

Yes, the smoky eye is the trend,
but we posit that the smoky eyelash 
is the next big thing.
Don't forget to glue a bow to  your head. 


eBay seller wickedcutedelights

Monday, January 23, 2017

Is it close to spring yet?

With all the green
surrounding this
unfortunate faced gal,
it is either closing in on spring
or she's underwater covered in algae. 


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Sunday, January 22, 2017

Eeep! Food Network gone awry

I'm not sure if someone pissed off
Anne Burrell or Guy Douch Face Fieri,
but which ever one this is, 
Food Network better watch out. 


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Saturday, January 21, 2017

Hey, a happy voter!

It's a done deal. DJT is prez.
At least one person is singing his praises. 


eBay. No attribution for this photo is available. 
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Friday, January 20, 2017

Oh nos!

This is really happening. 

No words 

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Thursday, January 19, 2017

And then it was Winnie's birthday


A special calico
for a special sister
who's having a birthday
today.
Not too creepy,
but that's okay.
Happy birthday, Winnie!


Ruffings

Wednesday, January 18, 2017

Fruit please!

Winter.
Cold.
Need a summery feel.
Fruit it is. 

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Tuesday, January 17, 2017

Too much football

Playoffs everywhere
all weekend
long.
You might feel like this today.
Blech. 


Ali Johnson Photography

Monday, January 16, 2017

He had a dream - Martin Luther King Day 2017


We all need to take a few minutes
to listen to Dr. King's words. 

Peace.

Back to creepy tomorrow.
Today, let's pause. 

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Ever felt so lonely?

It's like your head falls off
and the others don't care,
they mock your situation
and laugh at your hair.
Yeah, it's like that. 

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Saturday, January 14, 2017

Whoa, creepy

Yesterday was Friday the 13th and gremlins ate our post for the day. Creepy, huh? 
(Or was it a Russian hack? Eeep!)

We'll go with gremlins. We don't want the Russians mad at us too. 
This little piggy went to market.
He ate whatever he wanted.
And don't you dare cross him!

Etsy Seller VintagePolkaDotcom

Thursday, January 12, 2017

Ken gets nekkid

Thank heavens
for the human hand helper.
There's no telling
what's behind that lobstah trap!

Planet of the Dolls

Wednesday, January 11, 2017

Sick of the snow

Sick of the snow
so let me out
I'll steal your soul
if you keep me in.
Make it warmer
I don't like it cold
Could I be more creepy?

Flickr

Monday, January 9, 2017

Slimmin down natchully

Her resolution for 2017
is to lose a little weight.
She started with her skin - lost.
She found a new body - a dinosaur.
And now she eats apples
and drinks coffee.
What a life. 
No wonder she wears a tiara; 
she's regal as hell. 
sluggoman on Flickr

Sunday, January 8, 2017

Did you see it too?

I think I saw a snowflake.
I'm not sure, but then I saw a crapload of snow on the ground.
And yeah, I'm pretty sure it snowed.
And I have to go poo. 
Argh. 

Long Gone Dolls

Saturday, January 7, 2017

No, baby, no!

Life isn't so bad.
There's no need to set yourself afire.
Wake up, baby!
Take that match out yo mouf!

Tumblr

Friday, January 6, 2017

Button, button, whose got the button

Let's do some sewing kids!
Who doesn't want
creepy doll heads
as buttons on their clothing?


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Thursday, January 5, 2017

You crack me up...

...so damned much.
Arts and crafts with doll heads. 

Craigslist - Portland, OR

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

On a happier note...

This little girl looks
way too happy to me.
She's full of soon to be
dashed hopes and dreams
for a new year.
Okay, maybe it'll be all right after all? 

Paradise Galleries

Tuesday, January 3, 2017

Oh, the hangover

This little fella
had a bit too much to drink
on New Year's Eve.
He's still sleeping it off
with drool on his chin
and resolutions in his dreams. 


Imged

Monday, January 2, 2017

Heads all around us

What better way to start 2017
than an array of heads? 
Spotted in the East Village of NYC.
You gotta love city folk and their decorations. 

East Village Today

Sunday, January 1, 2017

2017 begins

2016 was filled with mayhem,
surprise, and some not so
great events.
Here's to 2017
and nary a sip
of champagne, 
ever, ever again!
We start the year with a proper creepy doll head. 
Happy 2017, Creepsters!

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