Tuesday, February 28, 2017

Mardi Gras!

Think of this face
next time you have a piece
of a king cake. 
You really want that 
on your conscience? 

WWNO.org

Monday, February 27, 2017

Sunday, February 26, 2017

A little snip here and a little snip there

So, I was trying to make one of those
"I keel you" puppets, and everything
went completely awry. 
Poor Barbie was
the loser. 
And I still didn't have my puppet. 

Confessions of a Project-Aholic

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Drugs are bad, mmm kay?

Take a little sniff, they said.
It'll be fine, they said.
Then my head and hands flew off.
No more glue for me!

Etsy - Vintage Lost but Found

Friday, February 24, 2017

Thursday, February 23, 2017

Yellow nightmare

This is a real mascot
for Lemonhead candy.
I will never eat one again.
I'm sure nightmares would ensue.
(On reading more about this thing
on the interwebz, I'm even
more creeped out.)

Bustle.com

Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Monday, February 13, 2017

Sunday, February 12, 2017

Don't mess with me

This kid's face says to me
that he will fuck you up
if you mention his freckles
and eyeliner.
Go ahead.
I dare you. 

eBay seller kapgoods

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Friday, February 10, 2017

Not to get too political....

We'll just leave this right here.
Remind  you of anyone? 
Pins in the ass work for me. 
Godwin's Law is in full effect with this post. 
You're welcome. 

Kitschy Living

Thursday, February 9, 2017

Moo

This has to be
the creepiest damned cow
we've ever seen.
And to think,
it's a plush toy
for kids!
The shit of which nightmares are made. 

World of Kitsch

Wednesday, February 8, 2017

Play me

I'm so lonely
living in a xylophone 
so please
play with me. 
I want to smile again. 
I want to clap again. 
Xylo-baby problems. 

Artsy on Etsy

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Monday, February 6, 2017

Distress or dreamy?

We're not sure if he's upset that his team 
didn't win or if he's 
simply striking an ever so dreamy pose. 
Look away, young man, look away. 

Planet of the Dolls

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Thursday, February 2, 2017

6 more or less weeks of winter?

Not sure it's a groundhog
and not sure if it can see its shadow,
but are every sure it can see its behind
and wave hello from your neck of the woods. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

I'll take mine wrapped to go

She looks sleepy,
but I'd say she's just keeping her eyes closed
to keep the smell of the fish
that was wrapped in that paper
out of her psyche. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.