Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Monday, December 10, 2018

Creepy Etsy Ornaments

These made me ask "what the hell?"
But, they're Christmasy, right? 
Deck the halls and all that. 


Etsy Seller Lowkee Creations

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fairy?

The seller calls her a fairy.
I think she's holding a needle, so wonder if she sews?
I think she's more of an elf, creepy as she can be. 

Etsy Seller Weird and ugly

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Creepy Etsy Elf #2

When you remove
that creepy Elf on the Shelf's head,
this is what you get. 
Please don't skeer the chirren!

Etsy Seller Oneail FX Studios

Friday, December 7, 2018

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fish

Who crochets fish?
A seller on Etsy does.
They call these jelly bean fish.
There's a pile of pink jelly beans on the tableau.
And a real fish.
Early gift idea?
(Not for me please.)


Etsy Seller Jazzys Crochet

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fashion

I can't tell you
how badly I want
these shorts. 
It's like ovaries, a vagina, and a kiss?
Yep, these are shorts. 


Etsy Seller Douglas W Warawa

Monday, December 3, 2018

Creepy Etsy Thing


The only thing I know
about this thing
is that it's creepy.
Artists are creative, right? 

Etsy Seller Wrinkles Craft Shop

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Hanukkah begins


Have you heard of the Menurkey? Well, we have, and it's Hanukkah with kitsch. 

Learn to make one yourself!

Saturday, December 1, 2018

Friday, November 30, 2018

Thursday, November 29, 2018

Creepy Etsy Doll Head

Etsy.com, the marketplace for stuff that people have made. If you dig deep, though, you might find some odd stuff. We're exploring Creepy Etsy for the next few days. Please to enjoy.

There must be a market
for Cabbage Patch Doll heads and 
candy, of course. 



Wednesday, November 28, 2018

We're worried about Barbie

First the tats
and now the mug shot.
What has the world become
when you can't look
up to the most unreasonably 
unrealistic
role model ever? 


Twitter

Tuesday, November 27, 2018

Celebrate good times, come on!

These folks know how to have a good time,
I tell you what.
Happy leftovers!


Roadside America

Monday, November 26, 2018

Barbie's seen better days

Oh Barbie.
We understand the brew, the cig, the baby, and the pole,
but tattoos? WTH were you thinking? 


Buzznet

Sunday, November 25, 2018

Saturday, November 24, 2018

Did you miss Black Friday?

Okay, so all your friends have 
told you about all their smokin' deals
they got on Black Friday
while shopping with the unwashed
masses in hoards.
(We're more of a Cyber Monday kind of person.)

Well, we're here for you with a couple of gift ideas
for the kiddos, straight out of the past. 

Of course, your young boy wants to handle luggage.
What little man wouldn't? 

And bless her stars
if your little girl doesn't 
want to be the most
beautiful she can be.

See how sexist we were in the past? 
Kitsch or offensive? 
Merry almost Christmas. 


Ruby Lane - Bellboy
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Friday, November 23, 2018

One last Thanksgiving post for 2018

Some people get stuffed on Thanksgiving.
This guy got stiff. 
Okay, sorry about that one, but you see it, right? 

Now, let the Black Friday shopping begin!!!

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Thursday, November 22, 2018

Wednesday, November 21, 2018

Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Leftover pumpkin and fruit?

Who needs Edible Arrangements?
Not the creepy kitschy among us. 
Not sure how long these apples will hold out, 
but hey, crafting is so Thanksgiving. 

Happy Home Fairy

Monday, November 19, 2018

Girls eat too!

It took a magazine
back in the day
to tell you it was okay
to eat on Thanksgiving.
No boys allowed. 
Kitschy Thanksgiving is everywhere!



Sunday, November 18, 2018

Magnetic

Georgie Porgie
turkey and pie
kiss the bird
and say good bye.
Yum!

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Zoinks. That's not how you do it.

Baby needs a new bed,
so why not add a little flair
and stuff them in a turkey?
Okay, that's weird.  

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Friday, November 16, 2018

Creepy Thanksgiving

You think Thanksgiving is for cute?
You are wrong, sirs and madams!
Scary pilgrims and imps -
they're everywhere. 


Etsy seller Cammoo

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Creepy Plymouth Rock

Pilgrim?
Zombie?
We're not sure either, 
but whatever is happening here, 
it can't be good. 

Banana Wheels

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Planting smoochies

We heard that KISS was 
doing their final tour (again), 
but their merch this time
is over the top. 

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Sometimes, you just gotta go somewhere new


I'm not sure why, but I'm attending AlienCon this weekend.
What kind of treasures will I find?
I think I'm going for the kitsch factor, but who knows? 

Or maybe it's because I might see this guy's magnificent hair!


History.com
AlienCon

Friday, November 9, 2018

Kitschy craft for Thanksgiving!

You know you want to 
gather up your terlet paper rolls
and construction paper
and Sharpies
and glue
and scissors
and all that good stuff, 
and make these classy little decorations. 


Thursday, November 8, 2018

Kitschy creep - clown style

Hate clowns?
Good.
Today we combine creep
and kitsch.
What more can you ask for?

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

In case you think we forgot our roots

Light switch covers can be creepy too.

Who wants this on their wall? 
It has lashes!
(Believe it or not, we had 2 of these to share,
but 1 of them was just too gross.)



Bit Rebels

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

VOTE VOTE VOTE

It's that time.
Get your patriotic ass out and vote!

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Monday, November 5, 2018

Kitsch in the garage?

She's about to get nekkid
and you're about to get lit,
with a double light switch cover. 
Get your mind out of the gutter. 
We're thinking pinup kitsch,
in the garage,
with the wrench.


Etsy seller Buckaroo's Mercantile

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Lawd have mercy - here we go again

Fall
back
and enjoy
daylight savings time.
It'll be dark when you get up
and when you get home from work now. 
Hooray?


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Saturday, November 3, 2018

Erection day is coming!

Oops, we spelled it wrong. 
Election day is right around the corner.
Get out there and vote.
You just gotta. 
We're not taking sides,
but the creepy doll bear is wearing mostly blue and has blue eyes. 


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Friday, November 2, 2018

Autumn kitschy warmth


Who remembers these thermoses?
I do. I dropped many of them.
There's nothing like the sound
of the inside of your thermos
glass lining shattering. 
Pair them with a vintage wagon
and pumpkins,
and you have yourself a fine decoration for this chilly fall. 



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Thursday, November 1, 2018

Halloween leftovers?

Gather ye your vittles
from yesterday's feast
of creepy food
and ghoulish kitsch. 
Good-bye Halloweenie. 


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Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Double the pleasure

And a very creepy Halloween to you. 


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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Creepy doll heads in the news (bonus post)

Okay, not really the news, but Cracked.

They call the piece A Different Kind of Doll Collector. 

Just thought we'd share. 

Barbie's still creepy as hell

She vants to bite your neck.
I wonder if this is her Halloween attire or
if she's like this all the time.
Maybe I don't really want to know. 

Mischief night. Be safe out there. 

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Monday, October 29, 2018

Are you ready for Halloween?

They're coming to take her away.
And she knows it. 
Sing along if you know the words. 

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Sunday, October 28, 2018

Lemme out!

Combining the best of the kitsch and the creepy doll head world.
This little guy wants out.
It's like a Twilight Zone episode
gone very, very wrong. 


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Saturday, October 27, 2018

Friday, October 26, 2018

More Halloween entertaining

We care. We really do.
Your Halloween tablescape will 
be the talk of the town
with doll heads, creepy though they are,
front and center. 

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