Friday, April 20, 2018

It's 4:20 somehwere

Barbie has some real oddball friends.
And I guess it's his birthday or something.

We like the other reason for 4/20 ourselves. 


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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Hungry?

How's about a nice pasta salad? 


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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Spring fashion

Who wouldn't want these lovely breeches? 


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Monday, April 2, 2018

Happy birthday #1 Son

This little guy has a birthday today.
He's a living doll, though not very creepy.
The dog on the right tried to eat him.
The man in the middle isn't a creepy doll either.
So indulge me.

Happy birthday, Ronnie. 

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Full service Easter

The Easter Bunny appears to be dead.

April Fool's!

Easter Bunny is alive and well. 
Oops, wrong picture. 

Here we go: 



Dead bunny
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Saturday, March 31, 2018

First day of Passover, but a little skewed

Okay, this doesn't have anything at all to do with the beginning of Passover, but it sort of speaks to Spring, so we're going with it. 


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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Gotcher seeds ready?

As the years roll by
the arms do age
in my garden of herbs
including basil and sage. 

Time to think about getting your garden on!

I'm a poet. Oh yeah. 


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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

You see it, right?

This picture makes me crazy.
The arms are on backwards.
Now it can drive you crazy too!



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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Happy birthday Skin!

I'm so confused.
For almost 4 months of the year,
my brother is a year  younger than me. 
For the rest of the year, 
he's 2 years younger than me. 

Procreation math.

Happy birthday, Skin!


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Monday, March 26, 2018

Spring time happy time

All smiles
and fall colors
but spring comes to mind
with this creepy 
wreath/wall hanging/whatever?

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

Mani and maybe pedi?


I think it's time to get my nails did.
Definitely the fingers are gonna be creepy dolls.
Or maybe not. 



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Friday, March 23, 2018

Oh the humanity!

Snow at the end of March? 
Please, say it ain't so!
Oh East Coast, we did love you. 
Stay well and warm up.


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Thursday, March 22, 2018

Say what?

It's spring. 
It has been for a couple days.
What are you doing here
looking at this crap? 
Get outside
and enjoy.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

Bollards!

You know those yellow poles you see here and there to keep you from driving into someplace you're not supposed to be? They're called bollards. A lot like bollocks, but not the same at all unless you say it strong and loud. You choose.

In Iver parish, Buckinghamshire, UK, they've decided to gussy them up. They've got those creepy eyes that follow you everywhere. So very odd.





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Friday, February 2, 2018

Groundhog cake

Gonna celebrate Groundhog Day
In a special way
with a cake
after getting baked. 

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Sunday, January 28, 2018

Saturday, January 27, 2018

I think this girl is flirting with you

The Alyssa Milano lookalike has creepy hands.
Would you wave back? 
I think I might flee. 

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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Meow and then some

The years are showing on our friend, Barbie. 
A little pussy here, a little pussy there,
and you do indeed have a Cat Lady Barbie. 


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Thursday, January 11, 2018

Forgot your keys?

Let's do a craft, mom! 
Let's make keychains out of Barbie heads!
First I gotta paint it up pretty.
Ooops, she's creepy now. 


Etsy seller awkwardmoment

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

A garden of unearthly delights

Plant your Barbie in the ground
See her turn around and 'round
Zombification is certainly found
We'd hate to hear the eerie sound. 


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Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Barbie everywhere, Barbie is everything, Barbie is everybody, Barbie is still our king.....

Barbie is everywhere these days. 

She's literally hanging out with other dolls and doll heads.
Her nekkidness is glorious, isn't it? 


Altered Barbie
Lyrics in title from Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon

Monday, January 8, 2018

Netflix and Chill

Barbie needs to have a little more popcorn,
don't you think?
She put on a pound or three after the holidays.
That's okay, Santa brought her a Fitbit.
She'll be fine. 

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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Snow and bald

I have a little rock in a raised garden on my deck. 
Yes, it's held by creepy doll hands.
We got a ton of snow the other day
and today,
the hands peeped out.
Does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?

And poor Barbie.
She picked just the wrong time 
to rock the bald look.

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Barbie  

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Barbie's taking a snow day

We got us some big time snow here on the east coast a couple days ago.
Barbie's having a snack or two and taking the day off.
Who can blame her in those glamorous surroundings. 
Girl, get your exercise on!

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Really bad Barbie pun

Hint: Throw one of these on one of those. 


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Thursday, January 4, 2018

They're coming

The Barbie zombie apocalypse is on like Donkey Kong. 

Oh, and happy birthday to my sister, Patsy!


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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Squishing your head

Why is she smiling when her head is being squished? 

A variation on the Kids in the Hall Crushing Your Head. 


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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Let's do some Barbie, okay?

Looking for a theme. January is cold here on the eastern seaboard. Not much of excitement in the creepy doll world with that, so how about we go in another direction and show off some of our creepy Barbie stuff? Yep, that's what's happening for January 2018. 

Once there was a girl named Barbie.
She had her head ripped off her body.
Poor Barbie.
Now she has a neck face. 


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