Friday, April 20, 2018

It's 4:20 somehwere

Barbie has some real oddball friends.
And I guess it's his birthday or something.

We like the other reason for 4/20 ourselves. 


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Saturday, January 13, 2018

Meow and then some

The years are showing on our friend, Barbie. 
A little pussy here, a little pussy there,
and you do indeed have a Cat Lady Barbie. 


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Thursday, January 11, 2018

Forgot your keys?

Let's do a craft, mom! 
Let's make keychains out of Barbie heads!
First I gotta paint it up pretty.
Ooops, she's creepy now. 


Etsy seller awkwardmoment

Wednesday, January 10, 2018

A garden of unearthly delights

Plant your Barbie in the ground
See her turn around and 'round
Zombification is certainly found
We'd hate to hear the eerie sound. 


This Mama Makes Stuff

Tuesday, January 9, 2018

Barbie everywhere, Barbie is everything, Barbie is everybody, Barbie is still our king.....

Barbie is everywhere these days. 

She's literally hanging out with other dolls and doll heads.
Her nekkidness is glorious, isn't it? 


Altered Barbie
Lyrics in title from Elvis is Everywhere by Mojo Nixon

Monday, January 8, 2018

Netflix and Chill

Barbie needs to have a little more popcorn,
don't you think?
She put on a pound or three after the holidays.
That's okay, Santa brought her a Fitbit.
She'll be fine. 

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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Snow and bald

I have a little rock in a raised garden on my deck. 
Yes, it's held by creepy doll hands.
We got a ton of snow the other day
and today,
the hands peeped out.
Does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?

And poor Barbie.
She picked just the wrong time 
to rock the bald look.

Rock - Personal collection
Barbie  

Saturday, January 6, 2018

Barbie's taking a snow day

We got us some big time snow here on the east coast a couple days ago.
Barbie's having a snack or two and taking the day off.
Who can blame her in those glamorous surroundings. 
Girl, get your exercise on!

Adweek

Friday, January 5, 2018

Really bad Barbie pun

Hint: Throw one of these on one of those. 


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Thursday, January 4, 2018

They're coming

The Barbie zombie apocalypse is on like Donkey Kong. 

Oh, and happy birthday to my sister, Patsy!


Crafts By Amanda

Wednesday, January 3, 2018

Squishing your head

Why is she smiling when her head is being squished? 

A variation on the Kids in the Hall Crushing Your Head. 


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Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Let's do some Barbie, okay?

Looking for a theme. January is cold here on the eastern seaboard. Not much of excitement in the creepy doll world with that, so how about we go in another direction and show off some of our creepy Barbie stuff? Yep, that's what's happening for January 2018. 

Once there was a girl named Barbie.
She had her head ripped off her body.
Poor Barbie.
Now she has a neck face. 


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