Monday, June 25, 2018

It's raining men

Not really.
It's just raining a lot these days.
We're ready for a few dry ones.
Please?


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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Friday, June 22, 2018

My son went to school with a guy named Tank

Perhaps this is the way
he started his life. 

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

So very wrong

1. Don't tan so damned long.
2. That lipstick went out in the 70s.
3. Eat a burger. 
4. You're not emo enough for safety pins.
5. Stop embarrassing your children with that hair. 


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Wednesday, June 20, 2018

They're everywhere

A sexy menz here
a sexy menz there
Where aren't there sexy menz? 



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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Ru? You seeing this?

Shantea, you stay.
Barbie rockin
the catwalk
in 
Drag Race
style!


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Monday, June 18, 2018

Weirdly woe

Either she's thinking
"woe is me"
or
"must murder"

Either way,
I'm staying far, far away.


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Sunday, June 17, 2018

Father's Day

Happy Father's Day 
to all the dads
and substitute dads
out there. 
I think this guy
is confused
about that thing
packed with him.
We don't even want to know. 


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Friday, June 15, 2018

They are watching

The gal up front doesn't give me the creeps
as much as the two to her right; they look
like they want to kill something
or someone. 
Who let these dolls out? 

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Thursday, June 14, 2018

It's Flag Day

Fly your flag
and fly it well.
Not sure why,
but I always remember the date
of Flag Day. 

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Wednesday, June 13, 2018

We did love some creepy dolls, we did

Modern-day kids don't have to have nightmares
about the Man with 1000 Faces,
an ill-conceived toy from 1975.

Yeah, there are no modern creepy dolls. 

We kid, we kid.

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Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Ads don't always lie

Would you want to be in charge
of a collection which included
this murderous doll? 

No way. 

Truth in advertising. 

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Monday, June 11, 2018

Low tide

When the tide goes out
things show up
not sure if it's creepy
or just really creepy. 


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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Disturbing in a very interesting way

From what corner
of heck
did this come from?
We don't know,
but felt it necessary
to share it with you. 


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Friday, June 8, 2018

Let's animate this thing

Not sure if this is:
a fart
a half grin
or
an "Imma kill you" face. 

You decide. 


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Thursday, June 7, 2018

Wake me up before you go go

Here's a clock
with a pun,
arms for hands. 
Whoa. 



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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Tee many martoonies

This girl's friends are not her friend.
She fell asleep drunk on the couch
and out came the markers. 
Not nice, inebriated friends. Not nice at all. 
This is not the way makes up is did!

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Tuesday, June 5, 2018

While strolling in the woods one day....

...in the merry month after May
I stubbed my big fat toe
looked down and hollered "whoa!"
abandoned creepy doll head made my day.

Okay, so I'm not a great poet. 


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Monday, June 4, 2018

If you're thinking of visiting Florida

Think again.
We hear they have gators.


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Sunday, June 3, 2018

Inspired!

So, I get notification from Facebook
that a long ago friend has posted
in a group we both belong to.

What do I do? 
Stalk his page, of course.
Lo and behold, there he is among
our people - creepy dolls!

I knew those of us who 
did our AOL thing back in the day
were a bit touched. 


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Friday, June 1, 2018

Welcome to June!

Since it's that time of year
when people get hitched
we thought we'd show you 
how it all began 
with the "It's a nice day for a white wedding" song. 

Sunday, May 6, 2018

National Nurses Day

I don't think this nurse
is one you want to care for you.
That doll of hers
seems to be in peril!


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Saturday, May 5, 2018

Cinco de Whato

We cry.
No XX, Tecate, or any other amazing beer in the house.

Happy Cinco de Mayo anyway!






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Friday, May 4, 2018

Thursday, May 3, 2018

Let's go to the playground!

Why, oh why
would anyone put this
in a playground? 
Well, they did, and now you get to be creeped out by it. 

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Wednesday, May 2, 2018

Eat your sketti, Maynard

The lunch room monitor
has taken a strange turn.
I would eat those noodles
if I were you. 

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Friday, April 27, 2018

Our version of Arbor Day

Rather than nail a creepy doll head to a tree
go plant a tree today. 


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Thursday, April 26, 2018

Is it spring yet?

It's supposed to be spring, right? 
We can't get ahead of winter here!
(Get it, ahead, a head, and a spring on the head?)



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Friday, April 20, 2018

It's 4:20 somehwere

Barbie has some real oddball friends.
And I guess it's his birthday or something.

We like the other reason for 4/20 ourselves. 


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Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Hungry?

How's about a nice pasta salad? 


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Tuesday, April 3, 2018

Spring fashion

Who wouldn't want these lovely breeches? 


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Monday, April 2, 2018

Happy birthday #1 Son

This little guy has a birthday today.
He's a living doll, though not very creepy.
The dog on the right tried to eat him.
The man in the middle isn't a creepy doll either.
So indulge me.

Happy birthday, Ronnie. 

Sunday, April 1, 2018

Full service Easter

The Easter Bunny appears to be dead.

April Fool's!

Easter Bunny is alive and well. 
Oops, wrong picture. 

Here we go: 



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Saturday, March 31, 2018

First day of Passover, but a little skewed

Okay, this doesn't have anything at all to do with the beginning of Passover, but it sort of speaks to Spring, so we're going with it. 


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Thursday, March 29, 2018

Gotcher seeds ready?

As the years roll by
the arms do age
in my garden of herbs
including basil and sage. 

Time to think about getting your garden on!

I'm a poet. Oh yeah. 


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Wednesday, March 28, 2018

You see it, right?

This picture makes me crazy.
The arms are on backwards.
Now it can drive you crazy too!



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Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Happy birthday Skin!

I'm so confused.
For almost 4 months of the year,
my brother is a year  younger than me. 
For the rest of the year, 
he's 2 years younger than me. 

Procreation math.

Happy birthday, Skin!


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Monday, March 26, 2018

Spring time happy time

All smiles
and fall colors
but spring comes to mind
with this creepy 
wreath/wall hanging/whatever?

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Saturday, March 24, 2018

Mani and maybe pedi?


I think it's time to get my nails did.
Definitely the fingers are gonna be creepy dolls.
Or maybe not. 



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Friday, March 23, 2018

Oh the humanity!

Snow at the end of March? 
Please, say it ain't so!
Oh East Coast, we did love you. 
Stay well and warm up.


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