Saturday, June 30, 2018

Friday, June 29, 2018

The day after a full moon

And the world is coming to an end.
These gals came out of the dark
and into the light, 
and it could mean trouble.
Hide your kids!

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Thursday, June 28, 2018

Pour me another

I think we have another 
case of 
tee many martoonies. 

She doesn't have enough, 
so let's give her a hand!


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Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Monday, June 25, 2018

It's raining men

Not really.
It's just raining a lot these days.
We're ready for a few dry ones.
Please?


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Sunday, June 24, 2018

Friday, June 22, 2018

My son went to school with a guy named Tank

Perhaps this is the way
he started his life. 

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Thursday, June 21, 2018

So very wrong

1. Don't tan so damned long.
2. That lipstick went out in the 70s.
3. Eat a burger. 
4. You're not emo enough for safety pins.
5. Stop embarrassing your children with that hair. 


DeviantArt

Wednesday, June 20, 2018

They're everywhere

A sexy menz here
a sexy menz there
Where aren't there sexy menz? 



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Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Ru? You seeing this?

Shantea, you stay.
Barbie rockin
the catwalk
in 
Drag Race
style!


Giphy

Monday, June 18, 2018

Weirdly woe

Either she's thinking
"woe is me"
or
"must murder"

Either way,
I'm staying far, far away.


emceNNa on Facebook

Sunday, June 17, 2018

Father's Day

Happy Father's Day 
to all the dads
and substitute dads
out there. 
I think this guy
is confused
about that thing
packed with him.
We don't even want to know. 


I Luv Dolls

Friday, June 15, 2018

They are watching

The gal up front doesn't give me the creeps
as much as the two to her right; they look
like they want to kill something
or someone. 
Who let these dolls out? 

ScaryStuff.co.nz

Thursday, June 14, 2018

It's Flag Day

Fly your flag
and fly it well.
Not sure why,
but I always remember the date
of Flag Day. 

Pinterest User Sandra Bishop Rice

Wednesday, June 13, 2018

We did love some creepy dolls, we did

Modern-day kids don't have to have nightmares
about the Man with 1000 Faces,
an ill-conceived toy from 1975.

Yeah, there are no modern creepy dolls. 

We kid, we kid.

Dlisted

Tuesday, June 12, 2018

Ads don't always lie

Would you want to be in charge
of a collection which included
this murderous doll? 

No way. 

Truth in advertising. 

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Monday, June 11, 2018

Low tide

When the tide goes out
things show up
not sure if it's creepy
or just really creepy. 


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Sunday, June 10, 2018

Disturbing in a very interesting way

From what corner
of heck
did this come from?
We don't know,
but felt it necessary
to share it with you. 


Giphy

Friday, June 8, 2018

Let's animate this thing

Not sure if this is:
a fart
a half grin
or
an "Imma kill you" face. 

You decide. 


Giphy

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Wake me up before you go go

Here's a clock
with a pun,
arms for hands. 
Whoa. 



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Wednesday, June 6, 2018

Tee many martoonies

This girl's friends are not her friend.
She fell asleep drunk on the couch
and out came the markers. 
Not nice, inebriated friends. Not nice at all. 
This is not the way makes up is did!

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Tuesday, June 5, 2018

While strolling in the woods one day....

...in the merry month after May
I stubbed my big fat toe
looked down and hollered "whoa!"
abandoned creepy doll head made my day.

Okay, so I'm not a great poet. 


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Monday, June 4, 2018

If you're thinking of visiting Florida

Think again.
We hear they have gators.


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Sunday, June 3, 2018

Inspired!

So, I get notification from Facebook
that a long ago friend has posted
in a group we both belong to.

What do I do? 
Stalk his page, of course.
Lo and behold, there he is among
our people - creepy dolls!

I knew those of us who 
did our AOL thing back in the day
were a bit touched. 


NIX's FB page

Friday, June 1, 2018

Welcome to June!

Since it's that time of year
when people get hitched
we thought we'd show you 
how it all began 
with the "It's a nice day for a white wedding" song.