Wednesday, July 30, 2014

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Sittin like a hot tub ho.
AllisonWrote

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah

Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Someone's in the kitchen I know
Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah
Sittin like a hot tub ho.
AllisonWrote

Monday, July 28, 2014

Creepy Dolls are EVERYWHERE

Police solve 'creepy' porcelain doll mystery

Dolls left on doorsteps resemble girls who live in the homes

POSTED: 08:12 AM CDT Jul 25, 2014    UPDATED: 08:16 AM CDT Jul 25, 2014 


Deputies have solved the mystery of the appearance of porcelain dolls left on the front porches of several California homes.
KTLA reports that the Orange County Sheriff’s Department had been looking into the bizarre case, which had the parents in one San Clemente housing community concerned.
About eight families noticed the dolls over the past week. Officials initially were not sure if the dolls were a prank, so they began investigating to ensure the safety of the children in the area.
"People said the dolls slightly resemble their 10-year-old daughters, which is creepy," Lt. Jeff Orange County Sheriff’s Department Lt. Jeff Hallock said.
Deputies are now saying that the mystery has been solved.
A woman who lives in the area and knows most of the families through church thought leaving the dolls would be a kind gesture of friendship.
In a statement, Hallock said, "Investigators have concluded that [the neighbor's] motivation was out of goodwill and that she intended it as a kind gesture."
Police say there will be no further investigation of the case.



KY3.com

Creepy Dolls are EVERYWHERE

Police solve 'creepy' porcelain doll mystery

Dolls left on doorsteps resemble girls who live in the homes

POSTED: 08:12 AM CDT Jul 25, 2014    UPDATED: 08:16 AM CDT Jul 25, 2014 


Deputies have solved the mystery of the appearance of porcelain dolls left on the front porches of several California homes.
KTLA reports that the Orange County Sheriff’s Department had been looking into the bizarre case, which had the parents in one San Clemente housing community concerned.
About eight families noticed the dolls over the past week. Officials initially were not sure if the dolls were a prank, so they began investigating to ensure the safety of the children in the area.
"People said the dolls slightly resemble their 10-year-old daughters, which is creepy," Lt. Jeff Orange County Sheriff’s Department Lt. Jeff Hallock said.
Deputies are now saying that the mystery has been solved.
A woman who lives in the area and knows most of the families through church thought leaving the dolls would be a kind gesture of friendship.
In a statement, Hallock said, "Investigators have concluded that [the neighbor's] motivation was out of goodwill and that she intended it as a kind gesture."
Police say there will be no further investigation of the case.



KY3.com

Sunday, July 27, 2014

You can't always get what you want

He asked for some head.
They delivered.
That Barbie; she can do anything.
eBay

You can't always get what you want

He asked for some head.
They delivered.
That Barbie; she can do anything.
eBay

Saturday, July 26, 2014

Be careful out there!

It's a jungle on the streets
Don't trust all you meet
Especially those
With a scarf up to their nose. 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Be careful out there!

It's a jungle on the streets
Don't trust all you meet
Especially those
With a scarf up to their nose. 

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Friday, July 25, 2014

They say it's my birthday. Okay, it is!


I'm not 21 and I'm not Liara, but I sure would like a drunk birthday. 
Okay, I'm happy to have any birthday. 
Happy frickin birthday to me. 

They say it's my birthday. Okay, it is!


I'm not 21 and I'm not Liara, but I sure would like a drunk birthday. 
Okay, I'm happy to have any birthday. 
Happy frickin birthday to me. 

Thursday, July 24, 2014

How's your garden grow, Ms. B?

Toe may toe, toe mah toe
Doesn't matter much
Since you've got your head in the job. 
AlteredBarbie.com

How's your garden grow, Ms. B?

Toe may toe, toe mah toe
Doesn't matter much
Since you've got your head in the job. 
AlteredBarbie.com

Sunday, July 20, 2014

They say it's your birthday, and it just might be...

Happy birthday to the best twins in the world - Tom and Allison - my second and third children, brother and sister of older brother Ronnie.

And, it's also my nephew Brian's birthday. 

So, see? It might be your birthday, but it's not. But you're welcome to try to bust the pinata!

Happy birthday to all of you!
Love and the best thoughts of all
for some of the best people in the world. 

Daisy's Entertainments

They say it's your birthday, and it just might be...

Happy birthday to the best twins in the world - Tom and Allison - my second and third children, brother and sister of older brother Ronnie.

And, it's also my nephew Brian's birthday. 

So, see? It might be your birthday, but it's not. But you're welcome to try to bust the pinata!

Happy birthday to all of you!
Love and the best thoughts of all
for some of the best people in the world. 

Daisy's Entertainments

Saturday, July 19, 2014

Okay, this is more like it

Thank goodness. We thought her tryst with Woody was going to mean curtains for her and Ken. 
Ride em Barbie!

SFGate.com

Okay, this is more like it

Thank goodness. We thought her tryst with Woody was going to mean curtains for her and Ken. 
Ride em Barbie!

SFGate.com

Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

Sunday, July 13, 2014

High art for your wall....okay, maybe not

Is that a pig on the very top?
Barbies just wanna have fun. 
And so they do. 
The Barbie in the middle seems to be having the most fun of all!

SFGate.com

High art for your wall....okay, maybe not

Is that a pig on the very top?
Barbies just wanna have fun. 
And so they do. 
The Barbie in the middle seems to be having the most fun of all!

SFGate.com

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Now for something completely different....

"I'm squishing your head." 
Reminds me of Kids in the Hall

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Now for something completely different....

"I'm squishing your head." 
Reminds me of Kids in the Hall

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, July 10, 2014

The Barbie in the jar looks pretty happy

Oh, Barbie. 
Living in the lap of luxury? 

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

The Barbie in the jar looks pretty happy

Oh, Barbie. 
Living in the lap of luxury? 

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Weird Barbie - France edition

Yep, they're from France. 

Wonder if Beldar had this conversation with one of these gals' dates:

[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car]
Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie: Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!
Ronnie: Th-thank you.


CreepyBarbie

Weird Barbie - France edition

Yep, they're from France. 

Wonder if Beldar had this conversation with one of these gals' dates:

[Beldar tears open the roof to Ronnie's car]
Ronnie: H-hi, Mr. Conehead.
Beldar Conehead: I find you unacceptable!
Ronnie: Yes, sir.
Beldar Conehead: If I did not fear incarceration from human authority figures, I would terminate your life functions by applying sufficient pressure to your blunt skull so as to force its collapse!
Ronnie: Th-thank you.


CreepyBarbie

Monday, July 7, 2014

Weird Barbie - she's not aging so pretty good

Is that pot wallpaper? 
You turn 50 and you just don't give a fuck anymore.

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Weird Barbie - she's not aging so pretty good

Is that pot wallpaper? 
You turn 50 and you just don't give a fuck anymore.

No attribution for this photo is available. If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Sunday, July 6, 2014

Weird Barbie time! Patriotic edition

For the rest of the month, save for a couple special days, we'll be breaking out the Barbies. There are so many really good altered Barbie pix out there and we're gonna start with this one:

Barbie's so happy to celebrate the 4th of July too, a couple days late. 
Well, she is blonde and plastic. 

OOAKBarbies

Weird Barbie time! Patriotic edition

For the rest of the month, save for a couple special days, we'll be breaking out the Barbies. There are so many really good altered Barbie pix out there and we're gonna start with this one:

Barbie's so happy to celebrate the 4th of July too, a couple days late. 
Well, she is blonde and plastic. 

OOAKBarbies

Saturday, July 5, 2014

Oh say can you see?

Looking toward the sky
as the flag does fly
Happy belated Independence Day
to the best homeland, the USA
lottsafotos.blogspot.com

Oh say can you see?

Looking toward the sky
as the flag does fly
Happy belated Independence Day
to the best homeland, the USA
lottsafotos.blogspot.com