Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Last of the dumb ass elf for 2015

We hate that elf. But we do so love how creative people can be with his stupid ass. Here are some of our faves. 

Stealing the baby's liver or bathing the baby? 
You decide. 

Showing that bitch Barbie what's what. 

No, please don't help him. Let him blend.

Look what that little shit does with your toothbrush.

What is it with this creep and Barbie? 

Silence of the Elves. It puts the lotion in the basket.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Aiight, they're not that great, but we welcome your suggestions. 
Got some elf faves? 



Happy Place
Huffington Post
Strange Beaver
Creepy Elf Blog

Last of the dumb ass elf for 2015

We hate that elf. But we do so love how creative people can be with his stupid ass. Here are some of our faves. 

Stealing the baby's liver or bathing the baby? 
You decide. 

Showing that bitch Barbie what's what. 

No, please don't help him. Let him blend.

Look what that little shit does with your toothbrush.

What is it with this creep and Barbie? 

Silence of the Elves. It puts the lotion in the basket.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Aiight, they're not that great, but we welcome your suggestions. 
Got some elf faves? 



Happy Place
Huffington Post
Strange Beaver
Creepy Elf Blog

Monday, December 28, 2015

Let there be singing

Well, we envision these women singing.
Probably going straight to hell for posting this one.
Sing it sisters!

NunDollMuseum/Flickr

Let there be singing

Well, we envision these women singing.
Probably going straight to hell for posting this one.
Sing it sisters!

NunDollMuseum/Flickr

Sunday, December 27, 2015

After the mayhem or Santus Interuptus

Santa and the missus
finally get a break
from all the Christmas mayhem
so loving they do make.
But while the boots are bumping
in the making of love they pause
In come elves and reindeer asking
What's for breakfast Mrs. Claus?

Poor Santa can't catch a break.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

After the mayhem or Santus Interuptus

Santa and the missus
finally get a break
from all the Christmas mayhem
so loving they do make.
But while the boots are bumping
in the making of love they pause
In come elves and reindeer asking
What's for breakfast Mrs. Claus?

Poor Santa can't catch a break.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, December 26, 2015

Boxing Day! (And Kwanzaa begins!)

Those wacky Canadians,
sitting around with boxes
on their creepy doll heads. 

And then there's Kwanzaa. 
Same day as Boxing Day.
But Kwanzaa begins today and runs through January 1. 


No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 
Karen Mom of three blog/Kwanzaa

Boxing Day! (And Kwanzaa begins!)

Those wacky Canadians,
sitting around with boxes
on their creepy doll heads. 

And then there's Kwanzaa. 
Same day as Boxing Day.
But Kwanzaa begins today and runs through January 1. 


No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 
Karen Mom of three blog/Kwanzaa

Friday, December 25, 2015

Merry Christmas, creepsters

From all the creepy dolls
and from me,
Merry Christmas. 

Let's make 2016 the creepiest doll head year ever. 

Flickrhivemind.net

Merry Christmas, creepsters

From all the creepy dolls
and from me,
Merry Christmas. 

Let's make 2016 the creepiest doll head year ever. 

Flickrhivemind.net

Thursday, December 24, 2015

It's Christmas Eve - got your nativity scene set up?

Just in case you don't have one, here are a few of our faves.

A paleo nativity!

A minimalist nativity. 

A clever nativity.

For more, click on our source links
and browse on your own:


Google is your friend. 


It's Christmas Eve - got your nativity scene set up?

Just in case you don't have one, here are a few of our faves.

A paleo nativity!

A minimalist nativity. 

A clever nativity.

For more, click on our source links
and browse on your own:


Google is your friend. 


Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Dessert or Christmas Tree?

Drippy
Probably slippy
But shaped in a cone
inverted like a tree.
You decide.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Dessert or Christmas Tree?

Drippy
Probably slippy
But shaped in a cone
inverted like a tree.
You decide.

No attribution for this photo is available. 
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

And now for a dash of class

Who wouldn't want
this lovely gal
on a winter's day?
She is the Winter Solstice doll
from the folks at Tonner. 
There's your one gorgeous doll for the year. 
You're welcome.

Tonner

And now for a dash of class

Who wouldn't want
this lovely gal
on a winter's day?
She is the Winter Solstice doll
from the folks at Tonner. 
There's your one gorgeous doll for the year. 
You're welcome.

Tonner

Monday, December 21, 2015

How to top a tree

Tree? Check.
Doll head? Check.
Santa hat? Check.

Put them all together and you have a winning combination. 

Tripstapix

How to top a tree

Tree? Check.
Doll head? Check.
Santa hat? Check.

Put them all together and you have a winning combination. 

Tripstapix

Sunday, December 20, 2015

We hate the F*n elf even more now

All right. That elf bastard has taken it
one step too far. 
You do not cook
a creepy doll.
You take their heads off
and decorate trees with them!

CreepyElfBlogspot

We hate the F*n elf even more now

All right. That elf bastard has taken it
one step too far. 
You do not cook
a creepy doll.
You take their heads off
and decorate trees with them!

CreepyElfBlogspot

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Deck the halls, take 2

If'n you don't have but one doll head
then amputate the arms and legs of other dolls
and decorate with that!


OffbeatHome

Deck the halls, take 2

If'n you don't have but one doll head
then amputate the arms and legs of other dolls
and decorate with that!


OffbeatHome

Friday, December 18, 2015

Deck the halls

With creepy doll heads

Isn't that just the purtiest tree you ever did see? 

AwkwardFamilyPhotos

Deck the halls

With creepy doll heads

Isn't that just the purtiest tree you ever did see? 

AwkwardFamilyPhotos

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Not sure which is creepier

Mom or the doll.
What in the world made her think
this was a good idea?
She even has the doll 
holding her finger.
Out of the liquor cabinet, mom. 

No attribution for this photo is available.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

Not sure which is creepier

Mom or the doll.
What in the world made her think
this was a good idea?
She even has the doll 
holding her finger.
Out of the liquor cabinet, mom. 

No attribution for this photo is available.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

Tuesday, December 15, 2015

Decorate everything!

Oh Christmas hot dog
how I love you so
please be my boyfriend
to the North Pole we'll go
or something like that.
Okay, I know it's a stretch,
but it reminded me of a Christmas hot dog, dammit.

Kitschy Kitsch Coo

Decorate everything!

Oh Christmas hot dog
how I love you so
please be my boyfriend
to the North Pole we'll go
or something like that.
Okay, I know it's a stretch,
but it reminded me of a Christmas hot dog, dammit.

Kitschy Kitsch Coo

Monday, December 14, 2015

And thus it ends


When the meal is done,
the fortune cookies come out.
Hanukkah ends today. 

Etsy Seller JakeandMicah

And thus it ends


When the meal is done,
the fortune cookies come out.
Hanukkah ends today. 

Etsy Seller JakeandMicah