Thursday, November 30, 2017

Bad Santa

We're not sure what's going on here,
but from the looks of the doll on the right,
someone's gonna get arrested.
Santa's got his creep on!


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Bad Santa

We're not sure what's going on here,
but from the looks of the doll on the right,
someone's gonna get arrested.
Santa's got his creep on!


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Wednesday, November 29, 2017

Snowflakes get in your eyes


She wants to carol
She wants a snack
She wants a soda
And to snort some crack
If you are lucky
She'll leave you alone
But otherwise,
You're gonna get eaten by a Christmas zombie. 



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Snowflakes get in your eyes


She wants to carol
She wants a snack
She wants a soda
And to snort some crack
If you are lucky
She'll leave you alone
But otherwise,
You're gonna get eaten by a Christmas zombie. 



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Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Time to start decorating!

Nothing says holiday season like a doll headed deer.
No hind quarter from this one please. 


Etsy

Time to start decorating!

Nothing says holiday season like a doll headed deer.
No hind quarter from this one please. 


Etsy

Monday, November 27, 2017

It's a whiteout!

Run baby, run!
Poor little fella got stuck in a snowstorm
and now, he's unable to move. 
Can't see, can't hear, can't move, can't nuttin!
Who knew it was snowing this time of year?
Popsicle anyone?



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It's a whiteout!

Run baby, run!
Poor little fella got stuck in a snowstorm
and now, he's unable to move. 
Can't see, can't hear, can't move, can't nuttin!
Who knew it was snowing this time of year?
Popsicle anyone?



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Sunday, November 26, 2017

Blech, winter holidays

So, now it's time to look ahead
at all the winter holidays
upon which to spread bread.
This guy has a good idea, 
just stick your tongue out
and ignore the whole damned thing. 


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Blech, winter holidays

So, now it's time to look ahead
at all the winter holidays
upon which to spread bread.
This guy has a good idea, 
just stick your tongue out
and ignore the whole damned thing. 


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Saturday, November 25, 2017

I can't believe we ate all that!

Thanksgiving food
can be very good
but the belly you grow
can make you feel like a schmo
not to mention the bloat
cause you ate the whole goat.
I'll never eat that much again. 



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I can't believe we ate all that!

Thanksgiving food
can be very good
but the belly you grow
can make you feel like a schmo
not to mention the bloat
cause you ate the whole goat.
I'll never eat that much again. 



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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Friday, November 24, 2017

Black MFing Friday!

Not sure if she's happy or screaming,
but they're out there, 
shopping,
shopping,
shopping.


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Black MFing Friday!

Not sure if she's happy or screaming,
but they're out there, 
shopping,
shopping,
shopping.


No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Happy Creepy Thanksgiving

No deviled eggs at your Creepster's house.
For Thanksgiving, it's creepy 
prosciutto and olive face wit crackers please. 

Happiest of Thanksgiving to you all!

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Happy Creepy Thanksgiving

No deviled eggs at your Creepster's house.
For Thanksgiving, it's creepy 
prosciutto and olive face wit crackers please. 

Happiest of Thanksgiving to you all!

AllRecipes.com