Sunday, December 31, 2017

Party time, it's excellent

Sad ass little baby 
saying happy new year to you
may the next one be excellent,
spectacular, and faboo.

Be safe out there tonight. 
Uber, Lyft, and DDs are just the best. 


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Party time, it's excellent

Sad ass little baby 
saying happy new year to you
may the next one be excellent,
spectacular, and faboo.

Be safe out there tonight. 
Uber, Lyft, and DDs are just the best. 


Clipart.com

Saturday, December 30, 2017

The eyes have it

Did you see it?
2017 has almost slipped us by!
Keep your eyes on it
or you may miss it.
Where's 2017 going? 

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The eyes have it

Did you see it?
2017 has almost slipped us by!
Keep your eyes on it
or you may miss it.
Where's 2017 going? 

No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Friday, December 29, 2017

Nah nah nah nah boo boo

Creepy ornaments
come in all sorts of designs.
This one throws us 
off our game enough
that we can't describe it. 

Is It Weird?

Nah nah nah nah boo boo

Creepy ornaments
come in all sorts of designs.
This one throws us 
off our game enough
that we can't describe it. 

Is It Weird?

Thursday, December 28, 2017

Channel 4 tried to warn us

Christmas might be over
but being watched
being known for when we're naughty or nice
being told not to cry
and all that good stuff
is never over.
Says the creepy Christmas doll head. 



The Blaze

Channel 4 tried to warn us

Christmas might be over
but being watched
being known for when we're naughty or nice
being told not to cry
and all that good stuff
is never over.
Says the creepy Christmas doll head. 



The Blaze

Wednesday, December 27, 2017

A little more Santa if you please.


Even Mr. Creepster didn't know what to think of this one. 
Looks like Santa rode horses to deliver
toys this year rather than
driving a sleigh. 


Cracked

A little more Santa if you please.


Even Mr. Creepster didn't know what to think of this one. 
Looks like Santa rode horses to deliver
toys this year rather than
driving a sleigh. 


Cracked

Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Kwanzaa begins & Boxing Day happens

Every year, around this time, we are reminded
of Sandra Lee's Food Network fail of a Kwanzaa cake.
a) She made this monstrosity.
b) Food Network aired the show. 

We're so sorry to all people who celebrate Kwanzaa. 

Hey, if you want to know more about
the real symbols, foods, traditions of Kwanzaa, click the link below. 

Let's also not forget about Boxing Day! 

Kwanzaa begins & Boxing Day happens

Every year, around this time, we are reminded
of Sandra Lee's Food Network fail of a Kwanzaa cake.
a) She made this monstrosity.
b) Food Network aired the show. 

We're so sorry to all people who celebrate Kwanzaa. 

Hey, if you want to know more about
the real symbols, foods, traditions of Kwanzaa, click the link below. 

Let's also not forget about Boxing Day! 

Monday, December 25, 2017

You let this guy in your house?

Merry Christmas
from CreepyDollHeads.com
and may you have
a marvelous 2018!

You let this guy in your house?

Merry Christmas
from CreepyDollHeads.com
and may you have
a marvelous 2018!

Sunday, December 24, 2017

Christmas 1961

Dolls ruled me way back when. 
See this blondie staring at me?
(Yes, the Creepmaster was indeed once a child.)
She talked. She was all about school.
And the ViewMaster was priceless,
but the doll told me not to play with it. 
Creepy Christmas time to you all. 

Alas, Suzy isn't doing so well. 
She's been put in a corner and her hair is the opposite of on fleek. 
She is no longer woke and 
isn't even close to lit. 

Suzy Smart Doll & me - Personal Photo
Vintage Doll Link

Christmas 1961

Dolls ruled me way back when. 
See this blondie staring at me?
(Yes, the Creepmaster was indeed once a child.)
She talked. She was all about school.
And the ViewMaster was priceless,
but the doll told me not to play with it. 
Creepy Christmas time to you all. 

Alas, Suzy isn't doing so well. 
She's been put in a corner and her hair is the opposite of on fleek. 
She is no longer woke and 
isn't even close to lit. 

Suzy Smart Doll & me - Personal Photo
Vintage Doll Link

Saturday, December 23, 2017

Somebody's about to have a birthday!

Jesus man!
Faster than a speeding bullet, 
more powerful than three wise men,
able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.
Jesus man!
Let them eat cake. 


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Somebody's about to have a birthday!

Jesus man!
Faster than a speeding bullet, 
more powerful than three wise men,
able to leap tall buildings
in a single bound.
Jesus man!
Let them eat cake. 


No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Thursday, December 21, 2017

You better watch out

This guy creeps me out to the max.
To know he has the power
to come into our homes
and leave or take stuff
is just too weird. 
Holy crap - who thought this was a good idea? 

Etsy

You better watch out

This guy creeps me out to the max.
To know he has the power
to come into our homes
and leave or take stuff
is just too weird. 
Holy crap - who thought this was a good idea? 

Etsy

Wednesday, December 20, 2017

Hannukkah - the final days

And so .. .now it's time to light the last candle
and say goodbye to another Hannukkah. 
Put the dreidel away, store the stockings, and spend the gelt. 

Click for more fun menorrahs!

Hannukkah - the final days

And so .. .now it's time to light the last candle
and say goodbye to another Hannukkah. 
Put the dreidel away, store the stockings, and spend the gelt. 

Click for more fun menorrahs!

Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Double creep

Clown fear is real,
but this little jester
doesn't care. 
She's ready for Christmas, dammit!


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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Double creep

Clown fear is real,
but this little jester
doesn't care. 
She's ready for Christmas, dammit!


No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Monday, December 18, 2017

No dick in this box

A fun little art piece
to fill your days with jolly
makes my Christmas grinch side
say something like, "well golly."

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If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

No dick in this box

A fun little art piece
to fill your days with jolly
makes my Christmas grinch side
say something like, "well golly."

No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately.

Sunday, December 17, 2017

She's having too much damned fun

Suzy got a doll for Christmas
and then proceeded to take it apart.
"Eeek!", said the doll with no head.
"Eeek!", said the heads with no dolls.
Suzy's got a few screws loose.


WitnessToFashion

She's having too much damned fun

Suzy got a doll for Christmas
and then proceeded to take it apart.
"Eeek!", said the doll with no head.
"Eeek!", said the heads with no dolls.
Suzy's got a few screws loose.


WitnessToFashion

Saturday, December 16, 2017

Tosh.0 finds the best stuff...

....and we borrow it. Here's a tree to disturb your sugar plum fairies dancing in your head.


Thanks to Robbie for the head's up!

Tosh.0 finds the best stuff...

....and we borrow it. Here's a tree to disturb your sugar plum fairies dancing in your head.


Thanks to Robbie for the head's up!

Friday, December 15, 2017

Celestial greetings

A doily, a face, a bow...
angel head. 


Etsy Seller Rekollections

Celestial greetings

A doily, a face, a bow...
angel head. 


Etsy Seller Rekollections

Thursday, December 14, 2017

Puttin on the ritz

Goin' to a pah-tee
Gotta dress up nice
Make sure you have 
Your accessories 
to match your nekkidness.

Christmas rules!


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Puttin on the ritz

Goin' to a pah-tee
Gotta dress up nice
Make sure you have 
Your accessories 
to match your nekkidness.

Christmas rules!


No attribution available for this photo.
If it's yours, let me know and I'll credit you immediately. 

Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Creepster practices what she preaches

I thought it would be fun to show you some of the stuff I actually make to sell. A little on the creepy, whimsical, and weird side, but hey, why not?
A Dexter style doll blanket made, ironically, in a very old way in a Cathedral Window pattern. Mostly hand sewn and a great way to give a doll nightmares.

Not as creepy as it could be, but combining the traditional with the offbeat. A folded fabric tree with a creepy doll head. Oh yeah. 





There's a trend nowadays - rock painting. I have paint. I have rocks, so why not. These were all set free and hopefully found. The Kindness Rock project is what this is all about, and it's a little odd. 

This is how the creepy doll hand ornaments begin. A friend asked if they were hatching and well, maybe they are! Styrofoam eggs, glue, pins till they dry, and of course, the doll arms. 

And this is what the doll hand ornament will look like when it's done. Blood spatter fabric again. Folded fabric design. Do I detect a trend? 

Trying something new this year with longer doll arms. I'm not sure where this is going yet. The flesh colored parts are now white. More to come on these, I reckon.

Last year's project - painting baby doll hands and making them festive. Most have been given away and some have been finished with magnets to make them appear to reach out from your refrigerator. Still festive though, right? 

And there you have it. A sampling of the creepster's handiwork. It's not all creepy stuff in my room of merriment, but sometimes it is.