Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Leftover pumpkin and fruit?

Who needs Edible Arrangements?
Not the creepy kitschy among us. 
Not sure how long these apples will hold out, 
but hey, crafting is so Thanksgiving. 

Happy Home Fairy

Monday, November 19, 2018

Girls eat too!

It took a magazine
back in the day
to tell you it was okay
to eat on Thanksgiving.
No boys allowed. 
Kitschy Thanksgiving is everywhere!



Sunday, November 18, 2018

Magnetic

Georgie Porgie
turkey and pie
kiss the bird
and say good bye.
Yum!

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Zoinks. That's not how you do it.

Baby needs a new bed,
so why not add a little flair
and stuff them in a turkey?
Okay, that's weird.  

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Friday, November 16, 2018

Creepy Thanksgiving

You think Thanksgiving is for cute?
You are wrong, sirs and madams!
Scary pilgrims and imps -
they're everywhere. 


Etsy seller Cammoo

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Creepy Plymouth Rock

Pilgrim?
Zombie?
We're not sure either, 
but whatever is happening here, 
it can't be good. 

Banana Wheels

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Planting smoochies

We heard that KISS was 
doing their final tour (again), 
but their merch this time
is over the top. 

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Sometimes, you just gotta go somewhere new


I'm not sure why, but I'm attending AlienCon this weekend.
What kind of treasures will I find?
I think I'm going for the kitsch factor, but who knows? 

Or maybe it's because I might see this guy's magnificent hair!


History.com
AlienCon

Friday, November 9, 2018

Kitschy craft for Thanksgiving!

You know you want to 
gather up your terlet paper rolls
and construction paper
and Sharpies
and glue
and scissors
and all that good stuff, 
and make these classy little decorations. 


Thursday, November 8, 2018

Kitschy creep - clown style

Hate clowns?
Good.
Today we combine creep
and kitsch.
What more can you ask for?

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

In case you think we forgot our roots

Light switch covers can be creepy too.

Who wants this on their wall? 
It has lashes!
(Believe it or not, we had 2 of these to share,
but 1 of them was just too gross.)



Bit Rebels

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

VOTE VOTE VOTE

It's that time.
Get your patriotic ass out and vote!

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Monday, November 5, 2018

Kitsch in the garage?

She's about to get nekkid
and you're about to get lit,
with a double light switch cover. 
Get your mind out of the gutter. 
We're thinking pinup kitsch,
in the garage,
with the wrench.


Etsy seller Buckaroo's Mercantile

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Lawd have mercy - here we go again

Fall
back
and enjoy
daylight savings time.
It'll be dark when you get up
and when you get home from work now. 
Hooray?


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Saturday, November 3, 2018

Erection day is coming!

Oops, we spelled it wrong. 
Election day is right around the corner.
Get out there and vote.
You just gotta. 
We're not taking sides,
but the creepy doll bear is wearing mostly blue and has blue eyes. 


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Friday, November 2, 2018

Autumn kitschy warmth


Who remembers these thermoses?
I do. I dropped many of them.
There's nothing like the sound
of the inside of your thermos
glass lining shattering. 
Pair them with a vintage wagon
and pumpkins,
and you have yourself a fine decoration for this chilly fall. 



Instagram

Thursday, November 1, 2018

Halloween leftovers?

Gather ye your vittles
from yesterday's feast
of creepy food
and ghoulish kitsch. 
Good-bye Halloweenie. 


Flickr

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Double the pleasure

And a very creepy Halloween to you. 


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Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Creepy doll heads in the news (bonus post)

Okay, not really the news, but Cracked.

They call the piece A Different Kind of Doll Collector. 

Just thought we'd share. 

Barbie's still creepy as hell

She vants to bite your neck.
I wonder if this is her Halloween attire or
if she's like this all the time.
Maybe I don't really want to know. 

Mischief night. Be safe out there. 

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Monday, October 29, 2018

Are you ready for Halloween?

They're coming to take her away.
And she knows it. 
Sing along if you know the words. 

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Sunday, October 28, 2018

Lemme out!

Combining the best of the kitsch and the creepy doll head world.
This little guy wants out.
It's like a Twilight Zone episode
gone very, very wrong. 


Pinterest

Saturday, October 27, 2018

Friday, October 26, 2018

More Halloween entertaining

We care. We really do.
Your Halloween tablescape will 
be the talk of the town
with doll heads, creepy though they are,
front and center. 

Pinterest

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Cooking kitsch!

Halloweenie is right around the corner.
If you're not using this cookware,
you're not cooking right. 


Pinterest

Wednesday, October 24, 2018

Your guide to entertaining




Glue a doll head to a thing and glue a plate to the doll head and serve. 
Isn't this the way everyone decorates
and sets the tone for their tablescapes? 


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Tuesday, October 23, 2018

You're doing it all wrong

Ladies. We have a problem. Did you realize you're not washing your tatas correctly? Not to worry. There IS help.


Now don't you feel silly that you haven't been using this breast washer? Pretty racy for the 1930s.


Gizmodo

Monday, October 22, 2018

Kewpie - creepy and kitschy


I think this is supposed to be cute,
but with those brows and
slitted eyes, nope, 
not cute. 

Bored Panda

Sunday, October 21, 2018

Let's try this again

Creepy Doll Heads was no more, but the urge to post is strong with this one. So, let's focus on something a little different - creepy dolls AND kitsch.

Let's turn this mother on. 
Welcome to the new and improved, and all of the old, collection.  

Saturday, July 28, 2018

Done, kaput, buh bye

Creepy Doll Heads is no more. Time to move on to something new and different..... quitting smoking.

To that end, here's the new outlet for my twisted humor:

Quit Smoking Humor and Help

If you don't laugh, you gotta cry, so time to focus on the next phase.

What started in April of 2013 is now 5 years old. If anyone wants to keep it up, just let me know.

As for me, I have some health and fitness fish to fry. Or something like that.

Thanks for hanging with me!

Donna
Former Creepmaster


Done, kaput, buh bye

Creepy Doll Heads is no more. Time to move on to something new and different..... quitting smoking.

To that end, here's the new outlet for my twisted humor:

Quit Smoking Humor and Help

If you don't laugh, you gotta cry, so time to focus on the next phase.

What started in April of 2013 is now 5 years old. If anyone wants to keep it up, just let me know.

As for me, I have some health and fitness fish to fry. Or something like that.

Thanks for hanging with me!

Donna
Former Creepmaster


Wednesday, July 25, 2018

Holy crap

It's your Creep Master's birthday.
A picture is worth 63 words. 

eBay US seller corset_bound

Holy crap

It's your Creep Master's birthday.
A picture is worth 63 words. 

eBay US seller corset_bound

Sunday, July 15, 2018

Thursday, July 12, 2018

Boing boing boing


Not sure what to say about this, but it's bouncy and creepy. 
Your thoughts? 


Giphy

Boing boing boing


Not sure what to say about this, but it's bouncy and creepy. 
Your thoughts? 


Giphy

Wednesday, July 11, 2018

Uptown funk you up

Can you hear Bruno Mars singing? 
Uptown Funk is the perfect
song to go with these 
dancing fools. 


Giphy

Uptown funk you up

Can you hear Bruno Mars singing? 
Uptown Funk is the perfect
song to go with these 
dancing fools. 


Giphy

Saturday, July 7, 2018

Holiday traffic ahead

Everybody's headed home
from their 4th of July vacation time.
This car is headed
in more way
than one. 


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Holiday traffic ahead

Everybody's headed home
from their 4th of July vacation time.
This car is headed
in more way
than one. 


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Wednesday, July 4, 2018

Independence Day

Fly our flag
include your doll heads,
and have a wonderful
and safe
4th of July!

Flickr

Independence Day

Fly our flag
include your doll heads,
and have a wonderful
and safe
4th of July!

Flickr