Tuesday, November 20, 2018

Leftover pumpkin and fruit?

Who needs Edible Arrangements?
Not the creepy kitschy among us. 
Not sure how long these apples will hold out, 
but hey, crafting is so Thanksgiving. 

Happy Home Fairy

Monday, November 19, 2018

Girls eat too!

It took a magazine
back in the day
to tell you it was okay
to eat on Thanksgiving.
No boys allowed. 
Kitschy Thanksgiving is everywhere!



Sunday, November 18, 2018

Magnetic

Georgie Porgie
turkey and pie
kiss the bird
and say good bye.
Yum!

Saturday, November 17, 2018

Zoinks. That's not how you do it.

Baby needs a new bed,
so why not add a little flair
and stuff them in a turkey?
Okay, that's weird.  

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Friday, November 16, 2018

Creepy Thanksgiving

You think Thanksgiving is for cute?
You are wrong, sirs and madams!
Scary pilgrims and imps -
they're everywhere. 


Etsy seller Cammoo

Thursday, November 15, 2018

Wednesday, November 14, 2018

Creepy Plymouth Rock

Pilgrim?
Zombie?
We're not sure either, 
but whatever is happening here, 
it can't be good. 

Banana Wheels

Tuesday, November 13, 2018

Planting smoochies

We heard that KISS was 
doing their final tour (again), 
but their merch this time
is over the top. 

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Saturday, November 10, 2018

Sometimes, you just gotta go somewhere new


I'm not sure why, but I'm attending AlienCon this weekend.
What kind of treasures will I find?
I think I'm going for the kitsch factor, but who knows? 

Or maybe it's because I might see this guy's magnificent hair!


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AlienCon

Friday, November 9, 2018

Kitschy craft for Thanksgiving!

You know you want to 
gather up your terlet paper rolls
and construction paper
and Sharpies
and glue
and scissors
and all that good stuff, 
and make these classy little decorations. 


Thursday, November 8, 2018

Kitschy creep - clown style

Hate clowns?
Good.
Today we combine creep
and kitsch.
What more can you ask for?

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Wednesday, November 7, 2018

In case you think we forgot our roots

Light switch covers can be creepy too.

Who wants this on their wall? 
It has lashes!
(Believe it or not, we had 2 of these to share,
but 1 of them was just too gross.)



Bit Rebels

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

VOTE VOTE VOTE

It's that time.
Get your patriotic ass out and vote!

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Monday, November 5, 2018

Kitsch in the garage?

She's about to get nekkid
and you're about to get lit,
with a double light switch cover. 
Get your mind out of the gutter. 
We're thinking pinup kitsch,
in the garage,
with the wrench.


Etsy seller Buckaroo's Mercantile

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Lawd have mercy - here we go again

Fall
back
and enjoy
daylight savings time.
It'll be dark when you get up
and when you get home from work now. 
Hooray?


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Saturday, November 3, 2018

Erection day is coming!

Oops, we spelled it wrong. 
Election day is right around the corner.
Get out there and vote.
You just gotta. 
We're not taking sides,
but the creepy doll bear is wearing mostly blue and has blue eyes. 


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Friday, November 2, 2018

Autumn kitschy warmth


Who remembers these thermoses?
I do. I dropped many of them.
There's nothing like the sound
of the inside of your thermos
glass lining shattering. 
Pair them with a vintage wagon
and pumpkins,
and you have yourself a fine decoration for this chilly fall. 



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Thursday, November 1, 2018

Halloween leftovers?

Gather ye your vittles
from yesterday's feast
of creepy food
and ghoulish kitsch. 
Good-bye Halloweenie. 


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