Wednesday, December 12, 2018

Monday, December 10, 2018

Creepy Etsy Ornaments

These made me ask "what the hell?"
But, they're Christmasy, right? 
Deck the halls and all that. 

Etsy Seller Lowkee Creations

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fairy?

The seller calls her a fairy.
I think she's holding a needle, so wonder if she sews?
I think she's more of an elf, creepy as she can be. 

Etsy Seller Weird and ugly

Saturday, December 8, 2018

Creepy Etsy Elf #2

When you remove
that creepy Elf on the Shelf's head,
this is what you get. 
Please don't skeer the chirren!

Etsy Seller Oneail FX Studios

Friday, December 7, 2018

Thursday, December 6, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fish

Who crochets fish?
A seller on Etsy does.
They call these jelly bean fish.
There's a pile of pink jelly beans on the tableau.
And a real fish.
Early gift idea?
(Not for me please.)

Etsy Seller Jazzys Crochet

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Tuesday, December 4, 2018

Creepy Etsy Fashion

I can't tell you
how badly I want
these shorts. 
It's like ovaries, a vagina, and a kiss?
Yep, these are shorts. 

Etsy Seller Douglas W Warawa

Monday, December 3, 2018

Creepy Etsy Thing

The only thing I know
about this thing
is that it's creepy.
Artists are creative, right? 

Etsy Seller Wrinkles Craft Shop

Sunday, December 2, 2018

Hanukkah begins

Have you heard of the Menurkey? Well, we have, and it's Hanukkah with kitsch. 

Learn to make one yourself!

Saturday, December 1, 2018